So what’s this about the new reality show “Mystery Missile”? Those wacky people in Hollywood!
I haven’t watched Sesame Street since I was five, so am I going to be completely lost with the plot when watching it again with Buttercup?
Elmo actually became popular probably just after I stopped watching that show. I don’t even know who that dude is.
So the star of The Walking Dead is yet another foreigner playing an American. Are we really that lacking in decent American actors?
You know what makes me sad?
YOU DO! YA JACKWAGON!
Your first post today should have been:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARINES! 235 YEARS OF DUTY, HONOR, AND DEAD ENEMIES!
Maybe we should take a walk over to Namby Pamby Land! Happy Birthday Marines.
From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli,
We fight our country’s battles in the air, on land and sea.
First to fight for right and freedom, and to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title of United States Marine.
Our Flag’s unfurled to every breeze from dawn to setting sun.
We have fought in every clime and place, where we could take a gun.
In the snow of far off northern lands and in sunny tropic scenes, You will find us always on the job, the United States Marines.
Here’s health to you and to our Corps, which we are proud to serve.
In many a strife we’ve fought for life and never lost our nerve.
If the Army and the Navy ever look on heaven’s scenes,
they will find the streets are guarded by United States Marines.
FormerHostage,
I made Chesty my desktop background just for the occasion.
Marko,
Here’s the one I’m using today.
OORAH !! Semper fi!! My M1-A is celebrating today.
You do realize today is wty Obambi is in Indonesia visiting his transvestite nanny. Too much USMC manly goodness flowing in the air. It scares him.
That was not a missile. It was the contrail from Pelosi and her broom fleeing Bay-nor of Orange seeking her gavel.
All kidding aside, bogus jet contrail stories ignored, we just ahd a major national secutiry incident and Obama yawned. Thuis does not bode well.
I’d avoid Sesame,Street. It is teh ghey.
Best scene in the movie, FormerHostage:
“Dunne?”
“Yeah, Stryker?”
“I got a couple of bottles of Sake in my gear. Give it to the squad.”
“Right.”
“Tell them you got it off a dead Nip.”
We wants it, we needs it. Bay-nor can never have the precious gavel. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Republicanses. Wicked, tricksy, false Republicanses they want the precious! …Nancy (Gollum) Pelosi, Washington DC.
Chesty said many, many things that bear repeating, but in honor of the Birthday of the Corps, one statement sticks in my mind. Near the end of his military career, the other service branches were beginning to create skill specialties for their ranks. The Marines resisted this move, and at one point, Chesty was asked if the Marine uniform should designate some sort of specialty. Said Chesty,
“It should say Marine. That is enough.”
When it comes to explaining things, incompetence beats conspiracy every time. In this case the incompetence of people to tell a jet contrail from a missile launch. Although the “missile” should have been reported up and down the coast, it was only reported in that narrow section of coast for which the perspective had the jet contrail coming towards them. From that perspective it looked like it was coming up out of the ocean, when in fact it was coming from over the horizon (earth not flat!). The video is slow moving. The jet is high enough to still be shiny in the bright light of the setting sun. So that is not rocket exhaust, just the reflected photons from a distant nuclear reaction (aka mister sun). The video does not show a “launch”, only something already in the sky moving.
All this shows the superiority of having dinosaurs armed with missiles. Nobody is going to point at a passenger jet and say “Look! A dinosaur!”
There’s nothing to be concerned about. Just stay calm. No need to panic. That was no rocket off California that was ignis fatuus!
Forget Sesame Street. Have her watch Captain Combat and Gunny Rabbit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ejjuw_Bpqk
In this episode, Captain Combat, Gunny Rabbit and Mr. Green Fatigues (Dave Thomas, John Candy and Harold Ramis) field strip Mr. Schmeiser.
Crimeny BurmaShave! I forgot all about those skits!
Rumor has it that Cookie Monster is being replaced by Veggie Monster. Big Bird must be behind the plot to ban Happy Meals. Boycott Sesame Street just in case any of this is true!
Buttercup should be required to watch Full Metal Jacket, once every week until she is 25 years old. No exceptions! Start her now so she can get the subtle language down. Then when she is able to talk, she will know how to effectively communicate with Daddy!
ussjimmycarter… Imagine Buttercup in daycare after the R. Lee Ermey treatment. I wanna hear the calls home from fainting panty waist day care teachers.
The following thought is completely non-random:
BITE ME!
Bite me McConnell, Inhofe and you other pantywaist Republicans! I don’t care if earmarks are good, bad, harmless, harmful, blue, white, under, over, furry, skinny or cross eyed. The public doesn’t want them. How many hours did it take for you to start mucking up the victory you just won? Republican victory ’10: Kountdown to Kluelessness! Yay!
I think I’m protesting Sesame Street with my baby girl. Word on the street is, Cookie Monster became Veggie Monster. Somehow, I think that’s unconstitutional.
You may not know Elmo yet, but you will soon be enveloped in the pure evil of his giggle and the soul draining 3rd person speak.
Hooray! Thank you for the awesomeness on your blog (not spam). My husband is retired Marine Corps Reserves. Will make him special dinner tonite. Actually any dinner at all will be special.
Buttercup in Day Care. “Where do you live?” “Um, I live with my mommy and daddy on Pleasant St.” Buttercup? “Pleasant Street?” “Only Steers and Queers live on Pleasant St. and I don’t see no horns!” “Now get down and give me 20 and when we are done you are going into the head and you are going to clean it so clean the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to take a dump!”
Well, I’m ex-US Navy and we regarded Marines as payload. (That’s a compliment, actually.)
ussjc, the Virgin Mary doesn’t take “dumps.” She defecates immaculately.
Yes. Not only lost but you’re going to wish you had pretended it was cancelled when you were six.
“There is no Sesame Street.”
Cookie Monster became Veggie Monster.
And Oscar the Grouch, instead of living in a garbage can, is in charge of recycling. Kermit the Frog has been declared endangered. Grover’s new job is to make sure that the numbering system that we use is called ARABIC numerals (even though the Arabs borrowed them from the Indians and then transmitted them to the Europeans). Al Gore is playing the Snuffleupagus now.
Al Gore always played the Snuffleupagus………
Jimmy – just preparing Frank and Sarah for what they are about to endure as Buttercup (the apple never falls far from the tree) is routinely kicked out of preschool for acting like Mommy and Daddy!
It will be like that recurring nightmare where you are back in school taking a test that you haven’t studied for.
“It will be like that recurring nightmare where you are back in school taking a test that you haven’t studied for.”
I was suppose to study for those tests? Now someone tells me! That’s why I’m an IT guy, I’m too dumb to do anything else…