The left wingers were scampering through the forest and soon saw their prey. “It’s McCain’s new VP pick Sarah Palin,” one said. “Let’s get her!”
Palin stood assuming in an open field, and the left wingers were soon upon her. “You’re inexperienced!” one shouted.
“You’ve barely been in politics!” said another.
“It was irresponsible of McCain to pick someone as unexperienced as you as a running mate!” shrieked another.
“So it would be better for her to be at the top of ticket?” asked a familiar voice from behind.
“IT’S A TRAP!” one of the left wingers shouted, but it was too late. The ground gave out beneath them and they all fell into a pit.
“Now we’re trapped!” a left-winger cried.
“And you brought me with you!” Barack Obama yelled angrily as he sat on the floor of the pit.
“Aww, how could we fall for such an obvious trap?” one left-winger whined.
“It must have been Rove!” one shouted. “I thought I heard him.”
“You’re ‘The One’!” a left-winger said to Obama. “You can get us out of here!”
“I’ve never held a real job in my entire life!” Obama said. “I don’t know how to do anything useful!”
“Muh ha ha ha!” laughed the hooded figure of Karl Rove who stared down at them from above.
“Could you throw down something to help us up?” Obama asked.
“Yessss,” Rove hissed, “I can throw down some… FLESH EATING BEETLES!”
The group screamed as giant beetles rained upon them.
“What do we do!” one cried.
“I know!” said another. “We can yell misogynistic things at Palin! That’s bound to help us!”
“Good idea,” Obama said. “Let’s do it quickly.”
One of the left-wingers looked up. “Uh… she has a moose rifle… and I’m pretty sure she knows how to use it.”
“Oh,” Obama said. “Then let’s wait on that.”
http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/09/the_palin_meltdown_in_slomo.php
I was reading the comments to that and thinking to myself “What is wrong with these people?” They even think she is going to back down because of these attacks. I think they actually started a poll on how long it will be before she steps down. They honestly think they their lame attacks mean something.
Great IMW post Frank.
Our shields cannot withstand satire of that magnatude!
She may turn out to be so-so as a VP, but I’ll bet she will never be able to talk a lawyer into going bird hunting with her.
Muslims are outraged!
You racist crackers want a woman on the ticket? Only honkeys could be that stupid! Hell, the only reason Hillary was close is that she has bigger balls than I do.
Y’know, that whole first 1/2 was pretty much exactly what I was thinking when I heard the first knee-jerk reactions from Pelosi & Co.
I love Palin, but is it just me or does she look exactly like the teacher/stripper from Varsity Blues. That’s been bugging me since Fri. “She’s a 10 a 10 a ^#^#ing 10” Check it out and se if I’m wrong.
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Put this IMW up on the silver screen and it would be enough to get me back into a movie theater.
Better yet, put it on DVD so’s I could watch it over and over and over and….
Gotta be a total nerd here. Its spelled Ackbar.
http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/admiralackbar/
Any good looking dame that carries a moose rifle gets my vote, no question asked!
Just when you think that Rove has faded into the shadows, he emerges once again to terrorize the left…
Does Rove wear a hood because he’s bald…?