Harvey will not be posting for the next couple weeks, so in his place I will have a sockpuppet of some kind. It will probably have a beard so as to make the transition easy.
You can gnash your teeth and stomp your feet in the comments here… if comments are working.
Is that a result of some new medication you are taking Frank?
He’s in Hollywood working on the Family Ties reunion show?
I miss him already.
Time for the sock to get washed. The other one in the pair now gets a chance to post.
Well, I’ve recently grown a beard but my sockpuppets were recently killed by trolls, so the answer is no, Frank. (Oh. You weren’t asking. Well, there are other potential guest writers with their own blogs!)
Hmmmmm, just checked out Harvey’s Bad Example blog, light posting and comments still closed, hope he hasn’t gone and gotten sick again. Let us not worry needlessly Frank, is Harv OK or just slacking? And that’s not a beard but a sign that you are way overdo on doing a load of whites.
All mine are coloreds, Doh! I’m not a typical white person. I don’t like whites.
Attention stupid right wing doods and dumb right winga girls (who we all know are doods pretending to be right wing girls). I want you to know that unlike Michelle Malkin I thought Russell Brand was incredibly funny last night. I was lolling like a mofo. When he called bush a retarded monkey fellah i screamed OH YEAH BABY YOU BRING THE NOISE brand! w00t w00t w00t.
And then he made fun of Bristol Palin’s boyfriend saying that this is the best sex ed class ever. No american teen will ever get get pregnant again
ever if it means they have to go to the republican convention!!! cause it’s so boring and stupid athe gop convo and everything. hilareeeousss!
ok. you can all return to your thoughts of gay sex now. thanks for listenin to i
Will Harvey be spending the next few weeks infiltrating WE to learn of their secret plans? He’d be wasting his time. I already found them:
DON”T SHOW THIS TO BUSHHITLER or DARTH ROVE!!!
WE EXTRA SUPER SECRET PLAN TO SAVE MOTHER EARTH:
1. BUSHITLER1111!!!!!!!!
2. Cry
3. Praise Obama
4. NO WAR FOR OIL BLOOD!!!!!!!!
5. Blame Bush
6. Blame Bush
7. Blame Bush
8. Make rural people build windmills
9. Steal corn from rural people to make ethanol
10. Blame Bush
Nothing new, really.
I already miss Newsish Fakery.
Hey Marko,
what are going to say when Palin soon starts saying global warming is man-made and we must stop it to save the planet. cause she will say it and she will say it soon. she will say it cause it is true. she will say it cause mccain wants her too. global warming is a huge problem and it doesn’t really matter that idiots like you don’t think so because you idiots won’t be in charge. Only people who know global warming is a problem like McCain, Obama, Palin, Pelosi etc will be and they will save the planet while you cry and whine and bleat like the pathetic little goat you are.
Seriously, please let us know that Harvey is OK. He will be sorely missed and some of us are worried about him.
Very funny, Jimmy.
Marko, I think you’ve got me mistaken for somebody like ussjimmycarter. Yeah, #10 kinda has his twang! (I warned everyone earlier, remember? “Wait for it…” ?)
After reading comments nos. 7 and 10, I think I liked it better when the comments weren’t working.
On an unrelated note, was is it that whenever I see a car with an Obama ’08 bumper sticker, I automatically assume the owner is a pussy? Am I the only one here who does that?
RICK YOUR STUPID
OBAMA OR DIE1!
On an unrelated note, was is it that whenever I see a car with an Obama ’08 bumper sticker, I automatically assume the owner is a pussy? Am I the only one here who does that?
Very funny, Jimmy. That’s enough of your fake trolling!
Lovely seanmahair, Harvey is probably just on vacation – from all this CHAOS at IMAO.
Please, Cadet, no more nightmares!
Marko why did you post the Rick your stupid one?
Palin is a Jimmy with lipstick?
#14 Rick,
You’re not the only one, it is common knowledge.
Ha ha – at first I thought this article said Palin made her first giraffe! But no it is a huge gaffe not a giraffe!
“If washing machines could fly, my Jimmy could land them!” – Apollo 13
Best line in the whole damn movie. She reminded me of my own Grannie. But she died and her brain was gone.
Sorry, I’m not Jimmy.
I think me and my .45 will take our chances on DIE1!
Hey, blanker, if one of the regulars here can post as “MarkoMancusoisStupidClown”, why can’t I have a little fun?
Sorry for calling you stupid, Rick. 😉
WAL and Rick,
This is for you from the president of America. I miss Newsish Fakery.
Who is doing this? Jimmy that is enough!
Who’s WAL?
Are you implying that Bush is flipping me off?
I voted for him twice.
I think it be time for some good old-fashioned head rippin’ and stuffin’. What do you think, ussjc?
I dumb troll.
I vote Obama.
need my mamma.
also want hug
Who’s WAL?
Are you implying that Bush is flipping me off?
I voted for him twice.
#27 – Posted by: Rick on September 8, 2008 11:19 PM
Me – I dunno, but I thought the clip was cool – I had forgotten about that one.
*** This just in ***
AP – Boise, ID – 09/08/2008: After his arrest in Denver over a week ago, allegedly gay blogger, ussjimmycarter, turned up in Boise, Idaho today at the doorstep of one Frank J., owner of a right-wing, humor blog called ‘IMAO’ dedicated to such notions as ‘nuking the moon’ and entertaining KOS kids on his days off with barbiturates. IMAO is known for its cadre of high (or drunk) snarky commenters who don’t seem to know when to quit… getting attacked by conservatives.
‘ussjc’ as he’s affectionally called (see attached Morse Code link for tapping instructions) was still wearing the hot dog-stained garments he wore during his arrest. He was tired, ematiated… and drooling.
As Frank J.’s famous side-kick, Harvey, had temporarily resigned over posting scandals at IMAO, Frank took ussjc in, slapped a beard on him, shoved a weiner in his mouth and gave him the honorary title of ‘Secretary of No Buggerin: Kiss My Butt!’.
If Adam “I’m almost as fat as Michael Moore” Gadahn fails to appear in the ritual AQ 9/11 anniversary video AND Harvey is on hiatus at the same time, well, I guess that leaves me just a bit unsettled.
I’m voting for Barack Obama but I want to clear up any confusion that liberals hate Sarah Palin. It isn’t hate at all it is a profound and tragic sadness that we are feeling deep in our hearts. I don’t like Palin because she pretends to be a Christian but she isn’t a good steward of our pretty planet. She just wants to pillage and pollute God’s gorgeous green earth instead of taking care of it like God wants. That really makes me sad inside. She also uses her religion as an excuse like George Bush to take money away from poor starving people so she can have a little more money herself. Jesus really frowned on the people who took money away from the poor just to give it to the rich and that’s what Bush and Palin and some of the other Republicans do. So I don’t like that. I think everyone is pro-marriage but some of us think it is wrong for straight people to try and keep the joy of marriage as well as having children and the tax perks of having children all to themselves and not let the gays do it. That’s just wrong and if that’s what you think then you are a bigot and I’m sorry to say this but you probably don’t have very many friends. God would want you to reach out to gays and let gays adopt children and stuff. Please, I want you all to try and be nicer persons. Open your cold frigid hearts to the warmth of our planet and to gay love. If you do feel you must vote for Palin please write her a nice letter after she wins and ask her to be kinder to animals, plants and gay people. 🙂
Yes Philip, every day in every way, you’re getting better and better. In time you won’t have to take your medicine everyday, just when the psychosis begins to bother you.
I don’t know Frank maybe you’re going to have to go to a sign in deal like Michele Malkin. That way you can boot to the head all the snarky, troll wannabees.
seanmahair,
I assume by your snippy response that you don’t want gay married people with children to have the same rights and tax shelters as straight married people with children? In what way exactly do you think you are better than me and people like me? How are you so much better than me that the government should give you money but not give me any? Do you think being straight makes you better than me? You must if you believe that you are entitled to greater rewards and privileges than I am. You might as well just go around slapping gay people in the face seanmahair. And you call yourself a Christian. You are disgusting to me. You are so far beneath my liberal friends who want to help and want equality. I know in my heart that Jesus frowns on your actions and the actions of your party.
Now THAT is a convincing troll. But it’s not me, seanmahair. And it’s so good, I don’t wish it were.
Ok Philip:
I don’t particularly care what your sexual orientation is. I don’t care who you live with or what you do in the privacy of your own home. I do care that as a sacrament marriage was ordained by God to be between a man (as in ADAM) and a woman (as in Eve). You want to have some kind of pseudo life contract giving you the same benefits as marriage you go for that.
I don’t hate gays, I pity them. They had the opportunity to have all the wonderful blessings this life has to offer and they turned them down, for what? A lifestyle that will never be complete, never make them happy and never bring them true joy.
I find that horribly, terribly and eternally sad. If this offends you, that’s too bad. Don’t ask the question unless you’re willing to hear the answer.
Oh yeah, ” Wickedness never was happiness”.
Seems the other thread is broken. I would go unthank someone named spacemonkey but that would be mean. I’m sure he working very hard on trying to get the comments working on each and every thread on this blog.
Anyway, it seems we disagree on some things. That’s ok. Global warming is real and fossil fuels do have something to do with it. I feel strongly in my heart that McCain will help to stop this grave threat.
On the gay marriage and children issue I’m not worried. McCain/Palin aren’t going to shut down gay marriage or prevent gay adoptions or anything. Eventually it will happen. I know some aren’t ready for it and all that.
So maybe I’ll stop by again soon. It won’t be long I’m sure before seanmahair starts missing me 😉 You know you will seanmahair maybe just a little weency bit, huh? Yeah, you’re smiling about the thought of me coming back someday. 🙂
Ok. Bye everyone! Don’t be too mean. Remember!: That troll you despise could turn out to be a new friend! 🙂
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Interesting how God intended homosexuals to marry each other and have children together, but didn’t give people the biological capacity to have children with others of the same sex. Must have been an oversight, I guess.
Of course anyone who actually believes all that stuff in the Bible must just be a fake Christian. After all, Jesus didn’t really want us to do what he said, he wanted us to do what we feel in our hearts.
Sure, and pigs fly.
Well, it’s funny, but it’s sad. I hope our little troll here does get the message some day, before it’s too late. But I doubt it.
Interesting how God intended homosexuals to marry each other and have children together, but didn’t give people the biological capacity to have children with others of the same sex. Must have been an oversight, I guess. Of course anyone who actually believes all that stuff in the Bible must just be a fake Christian. After all, Jesus didn’t really want us to do what he said, he wanted us to do what we feel in our hearts.
WTF! Are you serious? They can just use artificial insemination or adopt. Many heterosexuals often use one of these methods. Surely you aren’t arguing that God hates adoption or artificial insemination!!!!! The techno also is not far away when babies can be grown in artificial wombs outside a woman’s body and ANYBODY CAN GROW BABY!!! YEE-hAW. Yeehaw. Techno will SET YOU FREE babycakes! Techno will let all peeps grow the baby!
Put you techno in motion and shake in you chair. Shake it. Shake it. You gotta shake it baby. Shake it tonight. ooooo. shake it baby. Shake it allright. Yeah! Techno. Techno. We goona be allright. Lots of babies for everybody. Grow in em the lab and pass em around. A baby for you. A baby for me. Please to have the babies for everybody!
“Remember!: That troll you despise could turn out to be a new friend! :-)”
rofl! I’ll keep that in mind!
wth SamoGuchi? wth??? What am I supposed to be thinking as I read that last paragraph?!
wth SamoGuchi? wth??? What am I supposed to be thinking as I read that last paragraph?!
JOEL!!! Do the baby dance with me as we dream of womb baby technology. Dance for the baby and dance all about. Shake in your chair! Scream and shout!!! Soon we have all the babies wheneva choose. Don’t need two sexes. Don’t need rules.
wombless baby techno I meant of course!!!
So, the more these guys post, the more people visit the site, the more ad money FrankJ gets to spend on guns or whatever he buys.
Seems like you guys are missing the silver lining here. Liberals wouldn’t think that far ahead.
So, the more these guys post, the more people visit the site, the more ad money FrankJ gets to spend on guns or whatever he buys. Seems like you guys are missing the silver lining here. Liberals wouldn’t think that far ahead.
Yeah so. He built this city. Why you want to take from him!!! U jealous?
Hi!
What’d I miss? It seems like the trolls are bait spamming the other trolls, who may or not be parodying other trolls, and… oh sh**; i’m all outta saliva.
I feel so left out…
#41
I didn’t realize that one man could artificially inseminate another man and produce a baby. What a miracle of Modern Science!
Back to topic, I also hope Harvey is okay but it’s probably just as well. It must get tiring for Frank to switch back and forth between the two personalities like that. 😉 Also, no LOLTERIZT in his absence?
Farewell, Harvey…. People make a big deal about it but I’m pretty sure that everyone, at some point or another, is institutionalized against their will. No biggie.
PS: I plan on making a ton of lolterizt while you’re gone.
Pretty much. I’m not as thin skinned as you. The government doesn’t give people with dependents money, they just don’t take as much. Yes, luckier too. Pretty much. OK. So? Maybe, but I’ve never had **** on the end of my ****. You think? What do you think His facial expression is when he looks at you?
Not that anyone will read this far down this broken little comment thread, but I’m fine. I’ve just got a few things in the family that need a lot of attention in the near future.
Like getting Frank to attack the pile of unused funny colored little pills?
Seriously, if you are real, enjoy the time off.