So Obama caved on the tax cuts like a good little weenie, extending all of them in exchange for an extension of the unemployment benefits which the GOP was probably going to go along with regardless. So now the left is apoplectic (it is Tuesday) as they won’t get whatever prize they thought they’d get if the rich had their taxes raised and are now talking about primarying Obama in 2012 with a more left wing candidate.
Really?
Now, Obama has been already soundly rejected as too left wing by Americans already, and the nutroots are going to find someone even a bigger weenie and even more of a push over on the international stage? I could only imagine that the mere sight of the guy would turn children gay.
Plus, if they primary the first black president, how is that going to work out with their minority pandering which is the only way the Democrats remain competitive? They could have their own little race war in their own party and completely destroy it.
So just a heads up; 2012 could be a lot of fun.
In my church “Primary” is where children go. They have games(challenges if you will) and songs for kids so they can learn the basics of things. Sounds like exactly what he needs.
The Dems are going to nominate an amateur with instructions to take a fall in the 9th round. Maybe they’ll pick Roland Burris, give him another non-achievement to engrave on his ego-mausoleum.
They are the ones who spent 10 years almost demonizing these things into the ground and using at as class baiting. To see them hoisted on their own Pecard is crazy hillaryious.
It would have to be someone super popular with the American People. A trusted, respected and well loved democrat that no one can get enough of. Who is the one person America is crying out for more of? I’m hoping it’s Pelosi…
They will need to find a lesbian black woman to take on Obama. Or the Lesbian could be a transgendered man who had a weenerechdomy to become a female who is now a lesbian! That would like rock! I mean, they have all their bases covered with that one! Perhaps Colin Powell should start estrogen shots immediately! A war hero, 4 star General, Transgender, African American Lesbian. What’s not to love?
For the sheer comedy factor, I’m hoping for Sheila Jackson Lee.
*Democrats have like a multi-century plethora of knowing how to manipulate the minority vote directly and indirectly so long as it helped them. Since its inception the Democratic party has been obsessed with race differences. They were racist even before they were Marxists.
*Lefties always want to talk about the south being republican, 1994 was the first year Republicans won a majority of southern seats. Even Pre 2010. It was still a slim majority because of “dixi-crats”. The 3/5 vote thing was a thing northern progressives did to limit the number of congressional seats the slave states had. Yet another thing European sympathizing north-easterners did that they now blame on everyone else.
*Islamic northeast Africans who along with middle east Arabs who captured, transported, and sold tribal West African slaves. When most black slaves were brought to slavery it was likely by a Islamic Kenyan. Who may or may not have been a Keynesian.
Oh, spew… #5 is the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
I was gonna say Oprah Winfrey before I read that. ussjc, maybe she can get a double transgenderation which by definition includes a weenerechtomy. The beauty is the “O” campaign stays, as does the logo!
Oprah would be perfect. Just like her TV show, she could hand out free stuff – like all of Bernanke’s misprinted $100 bills sitting in a vault.
So it would be Justin Bieber and either Alan Grayson or Alvin Greene for the Dems in 2012. Those would be some fun campaign commercials.
Hank Johnson, 2012. He’ll flip you off like he flipped over Guam.
The dems actually finding and running somebody who is more lefty, gimpy and useless then Obama is what triggers the whole Mayan Calendar End of the World Thing in 2012.
So be careful what you wish for…
Sometimes I wonder if Colin Powell somehow got mentally damaged by some screwed up Russian poisoning or something like that, but in reality, he’s just another guy Bush elevated in his effort to please a huge coalition.
It didn’t work well in many cases.
It’s important that you guys realize you can actually help get Obama primaried, and that this would be very good for our country because it could really make Obama weaker in 2012. He’s a very good politician, even though he looks like such an idiot to informed people. It could be difficult to beat him if we nominate a great conservative (which seems likely) because many swing states have tons of morons in them, ready to be bamboozled again.
So make polite and reasoned arguments for why Howard Dean and Hillary Clinton and Martin Frost and the like would make better nominees for the democrat party. Do it all over the place, and try to be persuasive. 20 nicely written arguments can lead to a few thousands people changing their mind, and it can avalanche from there. That’s why Obama hired a famous astroturfer before hiring anyone else, back in 2005.
Al Sharpton and Kathy Griffin. Covers the racial, female, and lesbian angles. Whaddya think?
I’m thinking Barbra Streisand could take on The One in a primary. It’s unclear whether she’s really a woman or a gay man, she’s mentally insane, she’s never had a real job in her life, and she’s a radical leftist who always sides against America. She’s the dream candidate for democrats.
Or, in a few years, Meghan McCain, for all the same reasons.
I’d like to see them run Alvin Greene and Dennis Kucinich. The comedy would be worth the national embarrassment. They could both challenge The One in the primary and then join forces to run on a third-party ticket, like The Rent is Too Damn High Party or maybe a new one like The Screeching Kook Fringe Party.
I thought 2008 was hilarious, 2010 could be even more entertaining.
It’s too bad the prize is control of our country instead of a record contract or a tiara.
Jimmy Carter could run for another term. He could remind people of how much more effective he was at fighting terrorism and improving the economy.
Frank J must have been very happy on December 7,2010. That’s the day Elizabeth Edwards died. He must have done happy dance. 11/21/20.