We don’t have a lot of answers to offer this time because we don’t have a lot of unanswered questions. Oh, we got questions, but y’all did an excellent job of answering most of the questions, making it easy for me.
The few I have were either not answered (for shame!) or were emailed in — Yay! Somebody wrote me an email and it wasn’t a Nigerian prince — I’m answering now.
walruskkkch: How much later my Lord?
We have arrive at the appointed time. Now ask your question.
Francis: How is a person with only one hand, handcuffed?
If the suspect is wearing a belt and the loops are strong — heavy duty jeans, for instance — connecting the bracelet behind the back as far to the opposite side as possible usually works. Or, using an ankle will work, but that makes it hard to walk if you need to transport on foot very far. If you have a belly chain, that makes the whole thing really easy.
Even easier is knocking him in the head. On accident, of course. You might have to accidentally do it a couple of times just to be sure.
cayleygraph2015: What’s the runner-up for the day that’s so bad it’s commonly thought of as the Monday of weekdays?
Tuesday. This week, for instance, Tuesday was the Monday of the week, since I had Monday off.
Rihar: Who runs Bartertown?
Master Blaster run Bartertown. Now, lift embargo.
Thanks — and bacon! — to everyone who answered questions in the comments last time.
- walruskkkch
- thebrickmoon
- CLIFFY
- wr104
- tankdemon
- DamnCat
- HokieGomer
- zzyzx
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Basil, you seem to have a good working knowledge of handcuffing techniques. Do you practice at home?
I wish I had Jessie’s girl. Is that wrong?
“Yes – she’s a floozy. You need to go to church and meet a nice girl”
– Cliffy’s Mama –
Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard. Shouldn’t he be mocked and derided as a quitter who threw away a chance at an education that most people can only dream of?
No. Dropping out of Harvard and the fact that he made a lot of money are the only things he should not be mocked and derided for.
I’m better than Gates. The only thing I ever dropped out of was an Anger Management Class and I’ve never been happier quite frankly.
I bet your instructor was pissed.
No Cat….she was hot and we went for a drink afterwards and ended up sipping on a single pina colada together! Good times!
Probably got caught in the rain afterwards.
..we actually did and I wasn’t even pissed.
So did you make love at midnight in the dunes of the Cape?
We made love under the pale moon light!
I was going to ask if she had half a brain. But seeing as she went on a date with a postal employee who is also an anger management dropout….
Love is never having to say your’e angry.
Love is never having to play Sorry.
Apparently love is a many splintered thing.
Don’t call me Frank Lee
Thank you Lord for this day’s opportunity for question.
My question is also a top ten list.
What do all these people have in common?
Donald Trump
Tommy Lee Jones
Jimmy Buffett
Pat Sajack
Susan Sarandon
Gallagher
Cheech Marin
Linda Rondstadt
Bill Clinton
Andre the Giant.
They’ve never been in your kitchen.
Probably true, but I have seen a smashed watermelon once in my kitchen so I can’t preclude the possibility.
..they all in-haled
My next question oh Lord is why doesn’t numbering of a list display properly in the comments?
Asking for a friend.
I can think of three reasons.
I can think of three more reasons.
This WordPress stuff doesn’t like you.
???
Profit!
I’m going with the WordPress doesn’t like you suggestion. Because it seems to hate me too. Sometimes.
I should learn to code?
How dare you sir!
Nah, only if you’re a print journalist.
Under
— 30 —
Is there a greater city than Bardstown, KY?
It will be the city that comes after it.
Who run Bardstown?
Mars Bars run Bardstown
I thought it was Billy Shakespeare.
Could you please phrase your response in the form of a question?
I knew it!! Harvey is really Alex Trebek!
Don’t let Sean Connery know.
Or maybe he’s just Trebek’s daily double.
Scotch?
Yes, but don’t let Sean Connery know.
So is that Ecuadoran embassy in London up for grabs now?
I’ve been working on a blog post about questions for famous people. I also ended up with Questions for Socialist. So until I get around to posting that, I’ll just ask them here.
How many New Car dealerships are there in Cuba?
Quite a few, but they are still waiting for the inventory of the new model year. I think it is 1961.
“Che”-vies?
Would it be insulting if I removed the “a” from the word “insulating”?
Wait a second, I think you are trying to trick me into buying life insurance.
There’s another job! In addition to Top Ten lists, you could be the designated hater — I mean, question-answerer!
But, have you ever considered the peace of mind you’d have with a really good life insurance policy?
Just like the industrious Beaver protects his family with his damn building so should you protect your family with a life insurance policy from Mutual of Omaha.
Ballast from the Past!
(Didn’t Jim Fowler die this past week?)
May 8. Like you, I only saw word of it recently.
I guess Jim wrestled with one too many alligators.
Godspeed.
If I’m irresponsible, why am I responsible?
Because.
Did any of the critics who call Trump an imperial president write anything that I can read about Obama’s numerous appointed ‘czars’? I mean, he used that very word. Did they somehow overlook it?