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  1. I want a panda, my kids want a panda, it would help with my rehabilitation if I could just have a panda, the world is unfair to me if I don’t get a panda, it’s all the ‘Mans’ fault if I can’t have a panda….Michael Vick, Pandadelphia, PA.

  2. Pandas? What the hell are they anyway? They claim to be bears but bears don’t eat bamboo, they’re meat eaters! Bears like to eat people if they can, but I haven’t heard of any episodes of man eating pandas. That’s why we should pandas on the menu before they decide people are tastier than bamboo.

  3. Hey man, why are are you harshin the bamboo man? Man, the Panda, man, he just was to mellow with his weed you know, man? Then Frank comes along and gets all, hey Panda, don’t you be doing that bamboo,man, like, chill man, its not like its lemon grass or anything right man? Look at my paw man, its like all furry and stuff man, wow man.

    /Panda

  4. By the way, I thought you were mocking Marcotte’s “Pandagon” site – if ever a site was worth mocking, it’s that one. Insane hardcore leftists spewing venom all day and night. Iowahawk did an excellent job skewering her when she got fired from the Edwards campaign – keep in mind this is not really a parody as it IS how Amanda writes and those ARE the terms she uses for conservatives and Christians…and most of the quotes are actual quotes – (I won’t cite the one that got her fired as it’s so offensive no one should ever have to see it, but Iowahawk doesn’t cite it either – it’s that bad) – http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2007/02/the_pandagon_pa.html Enjoy the lulz at Iowahawk; that man is pure genius.

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