Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Just found inside King Tut’s golden sarcophagus…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Just found inside King Tut’s golden sarcophagus…
Just found inside King Tut’s golden sarcophagus…
a Grammy.
Wouldn’t that be the mummy’s mummy?
Only if Cher wins one.
…he was buried in his jammies.
Just found inside King Tut’s golden sarcophagus…
well could say it wasn’t an Alien but… it was an alien.
Just found inside King Tut’s golden sarcophagus…
the missing evidence from the Kelner case, he was innocent!
…a Golden Ticket, good for one free burial…
…a bronze Shuffleupagus.
Just found inside King Tut’s golden sarcophagus…
some more boxes of uncounted ballots for Al Franken.
Just found inside King Tut’s golden sarcophagus…
my missing car keys.
Just found inside King Tut’s golden sarcophagus…
a smaller golden sarcophagus.
…an unsold pilot, titled “Tut, Tut”…
Just found inside King Tut’s golden sarcophagus…
a chewy nougat center.
…the hieroglyphics version of “Never Gonna Give You Up.”
Just found inside King Tut’s golden sarcophagus…
a small golden wooden badger.
Gophers are golden, Badgers are red and white.
Not the dipped ones.
…crack…and some fentanyl.
Just found inside King Tut’s golden sarcophagus…
Indian Jones
…advertisements for the “Valley of the Gods” retirement village…
Where you can get a Condo made of Stone-a!
Just found inside King Tut’s golden sarcophagus…
King Tut, what else?
Jimmy Hoffa
MIchigan J. Frog
Just found inside King Tut’s golden sarcophagus…
your Mother.
… What? Another tiny casket?
…it wasn’t his daddy, but it was his mummy.
Just found inside King Tut’s golden sarcophagus…
Victor Buono.
Just found inside King Tut’s golden sarcophagus…
Tut’s pure gold testicles
Obama’s real birth certificate
Tut’s golden yo-yo and other golden toys
The Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator
A still fresh golden Twinkie
Just found inside King Tut’s golden sarcophagus…
The last sign for the Moon!
Gert Frobe
Randolph Scott
We’d do it for him.
Bangles instructional walking video
…Folgers Dust.
…hieroglyphics of a young Steve Martin.
…dead wrapper Tutpac.
Just found inside King Tut’s golden sarcophagus…
Steve Martin,
Just found inside King Tut’s golden sarcophagus….
Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Methodists. It was a very large sarcophagus.
…and one dead horse that got punched out.
… whatever it is, is something that’s Trump’s fault, easily an impeachable offense, the media is offended and outraged, Beto is upset because he can’t spell Tut either forward or backward, Sanders tells Biden “you’re no King Tut”, the Squad accuses Tut of racism against everything other than gold privilege, Booker and Harris demand pyramid builder reparations at $15 an hour, Warren says she’s 1/1024 Egyptian, and on the entertainment front, Williamson sings the entire soundtrack from Woodstock.
In other words, just another Thursday in 2019.
Hillary Clinton’s emails
Every sock ever lost in the laundry
Don’t be ridiculous. Everyone knows those turn into Tupperware lids that don’t fit any containers.
All the freaking weight I thought I’d lost!
A receipt for a set of tires and a beta max users manual
And a Ford Falcon.
…a small, papyrus wrapped package with a tag that reads “Do Not Open Until X-Mas”
The Democrats’ honor and dignity…all desiccated.
Hoax. The Democrats never HAD any honor or dignity to begin with. FAKE NEWS!
King Tut’s pager. With three new calls.
A ZPM and map to the Antarctica Stargate
… a gritty reboot of The Chronicles of Narnia.
…Ulysses S. Grant. -But then, who’s buried in Grant’s tomb?
King Tut.