Limerwreck Posted by Oppo on 20 September 2019, 1:00 pm While you’ve all still got your humor hats on, there’s another limerick that needs a final line. Some person I don’t even know Claims I did something decades ago And says it was rude, Outrageous and crude…
Some person I don’t even know Claims I did something decades ago And says it was rude, Outrageous and crude… I DID vote for Reagan, you know. Reply to this comment
Some person I don’t even know Claims I did something decades ago And says it was rude, Outrageous and crude… But will forget it for hookers and blow. Reply to this comment
Some person I don’t even know Claims I did something decades ago And says it was rude, Outrageous and crude… Well, maybe – but that sounds more like Oppo Reply to this comment
Aha! You’ve seen through our second-tier ruse! We are the same person, as well! Curses! Reply to this comment
Some person I don’t even know Claims I did something decades ago And says it was rude, Outrageous and crude… But all I can say is ********* ********* ****. Reply to this comment
Some person I don’t even know Claims I did something decades ago And says it was rude, Outrageous and crude… But no worse than Curly, Larry or Moe. Reply to this comment
What I said at Trudeau’s minstrel show. –Never mind, it was just Joe being Joe. Reply to this comment
Was it when I asked Hillary for a blow?
Some person I don’t even know
Claims I did something decades ago
And says it was rude,
Outrageous and crude…
I DID vote for Reagan, you know.
I can forgive you. I voted for Nixon.
Nothing to regret there – the alternative was McGovern.
Twasn’t me, musta been Joe.
Some person I don’t even know
Claims I did something decades ago
And says it was rude,
Outrageous and crude…
But will forget it for hookers and blow.
I didn’t have sex with that young woman….ya know.
Some person I don’t even know
Claims I did something decades ago
And says it was rude,
Outrageous and crude…
Well, maybe – but that sounds more like Oppo
… But you have me confused with Gumbeaux.
Not a hard mistake to make.
Aha! You’ve seen through our second-tier ruse! We are the same person, as well! Curses!
It was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Some person I don’t even know
Claims I did something decades ago
And says it was rude,
Outrageous and crude…
But all I can say is ********* ********* ****.
Some person I don’t even know
Claims I did something decades ago
And says it was rude,
Outrageous and crude…
But no worse than Curly, Larry or Moe.
And that now I must kill myself bro.
…or maybe the news today is just slow.
What I said at Trudeau’s minstrel show.
–Never mind, it was just Joe being Joe.
…But she’d forget it for enough dough.
I told ’em my d*** they could blow.
But I think that their claim is faux
No matter, I’m Justin Trudeau.