Straight Line of the Day: Three Things Are Certain: Death, Taxes, and… Posted by Oppo on 14 March 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Three things are certain: death, taxes, and…
Three things are certain: death, taxes, and…the fact that you should never fully trust any political philosophy that ends in the suffix ism. Reply to this comment
Three things are certain: death is certain, taxes are certain, and lefties are certain just one more run at socialism will work. Reply to this comment
Three things are certain: death, taxes, and… Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself. Reply to this comment
Five things are certain (Three sir!) Three things are certain: death, taxes, and… an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Reply to this comment
… MAGA-hat wearers getting physically assaulted. … guys having an answer to the question “Ginger or MaryAnn?” Reply to this comment
Three things are certain: death, taxes, and… “certainty” being the luxury of a closed mind. Reply to this comment
…Democrats funding Planned Parenthood. …the laws of…oh, wait…Chuck Norris. …not going far enough to fight an infectious desease…oh, wait…HIV. …another book about The Beatles. Reply to this comment
Three things are certain: death, taxes, and…Democrats are morons.
Three things are certain: death, taxes, and…the fact that you should never fully trust any political philosophy that ends in the suffix ism.
…the failure of socialism.
Three things are certain: death is certain, taxes are certain, and lefties are certain just one more run at socialism will work.
…fried bat from the street vendor is probably not the best meal choice.
death, taxes, and no woman more beautiful than Natalie Wood will ever exist.
…politicians.
Politicians are often wrong, but never uncertain.
Three things are certain: death, taxes, and…
Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself.
Five things are certain (Three sir!) Three things are certain: death, taxes, and…
an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.
I wasn’t expecting that.
Not Spanish perhaps?
Three things are certain: death, taxes, and…
it is Basil not Basil!
… Death Taxes…
… shrill Democrat dementia
… MAGA-hat wearers getting physically assaulted.
… guys having an answer to the question “Ginger or MaryAnn?”
Lovey… LOVEY! Goldurnit!
Disappointment
Three things are certain: death, taxes, and…
“certainty” being the luxury of a closed mind.
…I can’t get no satisfaction.
Maybe better come back later next week.
…Democrats funding Planned Parenthood.
…the laws of…oh, wait…Chuck Norris.
…not going far enough to fight an infectious desease…oh, wait…HIV.
…another book about The Beatles.
Death, Taxes, and Hillary lying.