“Welcome.
If you’re a conservative, indicate your sex by pressing one of the two large disks in front of you.
If you’re a liberal, use the panel of lighted buttons.”
Allllright fellas and fellettes, we’re spinnin’ the hits today. We’ll be playin’ the new song by Milli Vanilli at the top of the hour, it’s shooting up the Nifty-Top-Fifty charts and you want to hear it! Comin’ up on your More-Music-More-of-the-Time station right after these word from Gold Bond Medicated Pads. Allriiiiight!
“Blast, I spilled something on the instruction manual. Step one is ‘Pu## the button’… I’m pulling as hard as I can, but nothing happens! What else is there to do? “
“C5.”
“Submarine hit.”
How else am I supposed to tabulate the Babesleaga vote totals?
“Welcome.
If you’re a conservative, indicate your sex by pressing one of the two large disks in front of you.
If you’re a liberal, use the panel of lighted buttons.”
“Hello. I am a Hal 9/1000ths computer….”
This is the latest in info tech, Big Media Conservative Thought Throttler, Model 1984…
All this just to get one nuke to hit the moon? Jeez, FrankJ needs to work on his coding skillz…
The switches control our assorted death mechanisms.
The lights are there to make it look festive.
No, Herr Schrödinger, it has nothing to do with cats.
Joe Biden Automatron Model 2020.a Control Center
Hi, my name is Joe, and I work in a button factory…
Seventy five knobs, buttons, switches, and lights…and only two of them work!
That’s a much better ratio than the House of Representatives.
“OK, but I was told I would have a window view…”
What does this button do?
42?
Fred, having received instruction by smoke signal, randomly chooses a lucky third household in California to be allotted electricity that day.
“It’s my job to make sure all these lights are lit.”
“Then why are they all burnt out except that one?”
“Because they won’t hire an assistant.”
Allllright fellas and fellettes, we’re spinnin’ the hits today. We’ll be playin’ the new song by Milli Vanilli at the top of the hour, it’s shooting up the Nifty-Top-Fifty charts and you want to hear it! Comin’ up on your More-Music-More-of-the-Time station right after these word from Gold Bond Medicated Pads. Allriiiiight!
5 minutes to Wapner.
PUSH THE BUTTON MAX!
No, no….push the button Frank!
“Blast, I spilled something on the instruction manual. Step one is ‘Pu## the button’… I’m pulling as hard as I can, but nothing happens! What else is there to do? “
Melnick mans the one plus one desk at the Federal Department of Mathematics. Calculations are trending toward a record high result.
What, you think the successor function just happens? It takes some real work!
NORAD “God” Command Module.
In Russia, government-issued personal cell phone is so powerful you can plug OTHER things into it to recharge.
And look at ease of using all apps! No swiping!