Straight Line of the Day: What You Expected vs. What You Got: Posted by Oppo on 2 February 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: What you expected vs. What you got: 1
What You Expected vs. What You Got: I really did not expect all this circling back. 4 Reply to this comment
…What I expected: No Spanish Inquisition What I got: The Spanish Inquisition 10 Reply to this comment
What You Expected vs. What You Got: I thought winter would be over, but NO; the furry guy says not gonna happen. 1 Reply to this comment
What I expected: An honest competitive Presidential Election process. What I got: Pirates vs. Ninjas. 1 Reply to this comment
What I expected: “LEEROY JENKINS!” What I got: “LEEROY JENKINS! (The expectation far exceeds the actual event) Reply to this comment
What I expected: Keeping America Great! What I got: 2020 for the next four years. If we’re lucky. 8 Reply to this comment
What I expected: A president to keep America great What I got: A bumbling geriatric that can’t negotiate 2″ of snow to make a statement across the street… 5 Reply to this comment
What I expected: Irreverent political commentary What I got: A Monty Python fixation 1 Reply to this comment
What You Expected vs. What You Got: As a loyal union man I voted for Biden because I expected him to have my back. What I got was laid off when he shut down the pipeline. Reply to this comment
What I expected: Customized home insurance from Liberty Mutual. What I got: A bike. 2 Reply to this comment
What You Expected vs. What You Got:
I really did not expect all this circling back.
…What I expected: No Spanish Inquisition
What I got: The Spanish Inquisition
… and a Harvey Award.
What You Expected vs. What You Got:
I thought winter would be over, but NO; the furry guy says not gonna happen.
What You Expected vs. What You Got:
I expected Basil, but I got Basil.
What I expected: Candy
What I got: A rock
What you expected vs. What you got:
Nothing.
Nothing.
What I expected: A Piñata
What I got: An empty large wooden rabbit.
What you expected vs. What you got:
Pain
A lot more pain.
…and expect to get twice as much this year.
What I expected: Real coffee
What I got: Folgers Crystals
What I expected: An honest competitive Presidential Election process.
What I got: Pirates vs. Ninjas.
What I expected: Candy Mountain
What I got: a wound where my kidney was…
What I expected: Science!!!
What I got: a bunch of corrupt scientists…
Weinstein version:
I expected x-ray specs
I got a restraining order
What I expected: Bat Sh!t Crazy
What I got: Bat Sh!t Virus
What you expected vs. What you got:
Hookers and blow
Biden and a hooker.
What I expected: A meson.
What I got: The muon.
What I expected: “LEEROY JENKINS!”
What I got: “LEEROY JENKINS!
(The expectation far exceeds the actual event)
What I expected: the scientific method
What I got: Science!!!
What I expected: Keeping America Great!
What I got: 2020 for the next four years. If we’re lucky.
What I expected: A president to keep America great
What I got: A bumbling geriatric that can’t negotiate 2″ of snow to make a statement across the street…
What I expected: Babesleaga
What I got: Thotsleaga
What I expected: Irreverent political commentary
What I got: A Monty Python fixation
Throw him into the pond!
Come and see the violence that’s inherent in the system!
What I expected: Great sci-fi action.
What I got- Disney Star Wars trilogy.
What I expected: Free stuff.
What I got: My stuff confiscated.
Your stuff was freed.
What You Expected vs. What You Got:
As a loyal union man I voted for Biden because I expected him to have my back. What I got was laid off when he shut down the pipeline.
What I expected: outrageous profits
What I got: GameStop
What I expected: Cohibas
What I got: Swisher Sweets
What I expected: Customized home insurance from Liberty Mutual.
What I got: A bike.
What I expected: A fart.
What I got: A soiled pair of underwear.