Woke Remake of “Abbey Road” Corrects Male-Dominated Bias of Original

Gretchen Gretchmore, creator of “Girl Ghostbustiers,” announced the release of a socially conscious remake of the Beatles’ Abbey Road album Wednesday.

“For too long has this album — and, frankly, many other albums — been dominated by a patriarchal exclusion of women, undeserved — I mean, underserved — communities, and the music-impaired.”

The cover of the album displays an apparently cis-woman (in polythene boots) and something else of indeterminate age, sex, race, religion, or country of origin crossing the street, a reference to the insulting and aggressive image on the original Beatles album. There are only two of them, symbolizing something very important and woke.

A disclaimer in large, angry print on the back reads: “These songs include negative depictions and/or mistreatment of people or cultures. These stereotypes were wrong then and are wrong now.”

Sales are expected.

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