
Gretchen Gretchmore, creator of “Girl Ghostbustiers,” announced the release of a socially conscious remake of the Beatles’ Abbey Road album Wednesday.
“For too long has this album — and, frankly, many other albums — been dominated by a patriarchal exclusion of women, undeserved — I mean, underserved — communities, and the music-impaired.”
The cover of the album displays an apparently cis-woman (in polythene boots) and something else of indeterminate age, sex, race, religion, or country of origin crossing the street, a reference to the insulting and aggressive image on the original Beatles album. There are only two of them, symbolizing something very important and woke.
A disclaimer in large, angry print on the back reads: “These songs include negative depictions and/or mistreatment of people or cultures. These stereotypes were wrong then and are wrong now.”
Sales are expected.

This is so 1993.
See also Liz Phair, “Exile in Guyville”. (A song for song response to The Rolling Stones “Exile on Main Street”.)
The blonde chick should be featured in the next Babesleaga.
“Now with more screeching and shrieking — Abbey Road II!”
The Yoko Ono cut.