If we equally distributed all income in the world, we’d live on about $11,000 each. Huge deal if you’re a Somalian.
So how many more columns do I need to write before I can declare myself THE GREATEST WRITER OF OUR TIME?
Question: Did a third of the Tea Party say they supported violence for their cause?
Something about writing in all caps just leads to grammar errors.
Blog commenter jw: “Obama’s teleprompter was stolen, does that mean Biden is president?”
I still don’t understand what a trust fund is beyond that it’s a spoiled rich kid thing.
I got confused and I raged against Florence.
I don’t care for Herman Cain and his hippie electric fence idea; I want a good ole gasoline powered fence.
It’s high time for a darker, gritier Rainbow Brite reboot.
Perry does kind of sound like a Texan cartoon character.
Bachmann: “Looking at Obama’s plan, you’d think he was injected with Gardasil.”
Newt: “Where did you learn to do that?”
Romney: “I learned it by watching YOU!” #IndividualMandate
I think part of Texas’s illegal immigration problem is that it has a border with Mexico.
Where in the world did CNN find enthusiastic Romney supporters?
It’s pronounced “nu-clo-er”.
Rick Perry needs to leave the ball because at 9pm his brain turns back to a pumpkin.
I don’t negotiate with terrorists. If they’re all like “Don’t shoot me in the face!” I’m like “No!”
Paul: “I’d release all Gitmo prisoners and give them nuclear weapons and put them in your homes. Federal reserve!”
Paul: “Aid to Israel makes them dependent. Also, they’re Jews.”
So Mormons in Nevada will just enthusiastically support any Mormon? Explains Reid.
“So how many more columns do I need to write before I can declare myself THE GREATEST WRITER OF OUR TIME?”
Well, before ever taking office, the current president was passing himself off as the greatest president of all time, so have at it. However, you see how that turned out for the current president.
“So Mormons in Nevada will just enthusiastically support any Mormon? Explains Reid.”
Well, mentally insane people enthusiastically supported Reid in Nevada. So, you can see why he’d think that way.
I was beginning to worry about no IMAO Post Toasties this morning.
With rick Perry can we get Texas chainsaw Rainbow Brite? With bettter hair !!!
Bachman should quit wearing her airline hostess uniform if she wants us to take her seriously. I reccomend the Uma Thurman Kill Bill jumbsuit with commie killing samurai sword.
The debaters were just sharpening their claws for the Obama debate. I hope.
Frank is the biggest bestest writer ever, atleast on the politcal scene. currently. And Buttercup says so.
So Mor
mons in Nevada will just enthusiastically support any Mormon? Explains Reid.FIFM
Here’s the scoop, Mr. Best Writer of Our Generation Person. I went to college with some Trust Fund Hippies, or TFH’s as they are colloquially known. They spend a great part of their lives trying to appear not to be wealthy. The Wall St. Ghetto gives them the opportunity to gain that [in]credibility on a national stage. It’s too tempting to miss out on.
You can always tell the trust fund college students from the rest of the student body by their obligatory Che Guevara tee-shirts.
WEll, I’m a Mormon, but I’d really rather vote for, you know, a conservative. I might be forced to be a “hold your nose” voter, but it won’t be because he’s LDS. I just really can’t face another 4 years. Not without medication.
“I got confused and I raged against Florence.”
Frank J….you raged against Florence Henderson !!?? Mrs. Brady !!??? Carol Brady !!??? Really !???? You must be a communist pinko spy sent here to infiltrate the heart of our nation. I’m afraid we’ve been duped ! But now, you have blown your cover, commrade !
“I still don’t understand what a trust fund is beyond that it’s a spoiled rich kid thing.”
all I know is that people with trust funds are generally not trustworthy