Straight Line of the Day — The Good News: You’ve Just Inherited Some Property. The Bad News: … Posted by Oppo on 16 August 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day — The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: …
. . . the suddenly suicidal previous owner stored files full of evidence against Hillary on the property. The files are still there. 6 Reply to this comment
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: … one word… CHAZ. 4 Reply to this comment
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: … you are now a rich, capitalist, running dog pig and will be put up against the wall. 2 Reply to this comment
The community gatekeeper requires to know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. (Which works OK for my avatar) 2 Reply to this comment
It’s a burial plot at Holy Cross Cemetery and requires immediate occupancy for you to take ownership. 2 Reply to this comment
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: … Hillary wants it. Real bad. 3 Reply to this comment
The community gatekeeper requires to know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. Reply to this comment
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: … it’s warranty has expired but, you are in luck… 1 Reply to this comment
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: … it’s only on it’s second swamp castle. 3 Reply to this comment
…instead of by a property management company it’s managed by an HMO… so after two days, out you go. Reply to this comment
…When Taliban squatters leave, they leave a lot behind. …Muslim definition of property. …You were the next in line after the queen. …So many good schools nearby but you have to skydive home to avoid arrest. 1 Reply to this comment
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: … …it’s 10 acres in parcels of non-adjoining 1 foot squares. …you still can’t tell the difference between Folger’s Crystals and coffee 3 Reply to this comment
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: … …Kamala Harris is your next door neighbor. 3 Reply to this comment
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: … … it’s in a gun free school zone. 3 Reply to this comment
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: … …exorcisms conducted by a Catholic priest, a Buddhist monk, and Zarra the Magnificent, Spiritualist Extraordinaire, have not been as effective as originally hoped. 2 Reply to this comment
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: … …your new neighbor won’t give you his WiFi password. 5 Reply to this comment
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: … …you inherited it from your spinster aunt, whose 127 cats are still in the house. 6 Reply to this comment
The (real) good news… after 2+ years My Mom’s estate has finally been closed by the probate court. Forget having a will y’all, set up a trust. Now for the SLOTD: The good news, you now own 10 apartment buildings! (sorry about the rent moratorium.) 4 Reply to this comment
…You wholeheartedly agree with the exterminator to nuke it from orbit, just to be sure. …The city diversity count singles you out as “The Caucasian”. 2 Reply to this comment
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: … …it’s located in the darkest depths of Mordor. Reply to this comment
… it’s in Kabul
Harvey Award!
… the government has just inherited all of your property rights…
80.7 mill rate.
. . . the suddenly suicidal previous owner stored files full of evidence against Hillary on the property. The files are still there.
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: …
one word… CHAZ.
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: …
you are now a rich, capitalist, running dog pig and will be put up against the wall.
. . . the new 150% inheritance tax
…it’s on Mars
The community gatekeeper requires to know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
(Which works OK for my avatar)
It’s a burial plot at Holy Cross Cemetery and requires immediate occupancy for you to take ownership.
It already has someone else’s large wooden badger on it.
…it’s a store front in the fake Rock Ridge.
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: …
Hillary wants it.
Real bad.
Of course Hillary wants it real bad. She does everything real bad.
Just ask Webster Hubbell.
The community gatekeeper requires to know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: …
it’s warranty has expired but, you are in luck…
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: …
it’s only on it’s second swamp castle.
Good pig country though.
That would be Camelot.
Tis’ a silly place.
…instead of by a property management company it’s managed by an HMO… so after two days, out you go.
…it has it’s own theme song. Green Acres is the place to be…
. . . it’s on the border where the wall isn’t finished
Easy access to Tequila and cheap farm labor.
…When Taliban squatters leave, they leave a lot behind.
…Muslim definition of property.
…You were the next in line after the queen.
…So many good schools nearby but you have to skydive home to avoid arrest.
…it’s a picnic table in Fort Marcy Park.
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: …
…it’s 10 acres in parcels of non-adjoining 1 foot squares.
…you still can’t tell the difference between Folger’s Crystals and coffee
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: …
…Kamala Harris is your next door neighbor.
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: …
… it’s in a gun free school zone.
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: …
…exorcisms conducted by a Catholic priest, a Buddhist monk, and Zarra the Magnificent, Spiritualist Extraordinaire, have not been as effective as originally hoped.
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: …
…your new neighbor won’t give you his WiFi password.
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: …
…you inherited it from your spinster aunt, whose 127 cats are still in the house.
The (real) good news… after 2+ years My Mom’s estate has finally been closed by the probate court. Forget having a will y’all, set up a trust.
Now for the SLOTD: The good news, you now own 10 apartment buildings! (sorry about the rent moratorium.)
…there’s a giant sign obscuring your fabulous view of the earth rise.
So close…yet…so far…
(Oooo! I’m special; my upvotes count double. Or something.)
…You wholeheartedly agree with the exterminator to nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.
…The city diversity count singles you out as “The Caucasian”.
The good news: You’ve just inherited some property. The bad news: …
…it’s located in the darkest depths of Mordor.
Well I understand that the bad residents have been eliminated.
The bad news?
It’s a Monopoly game.