… Joe Biden is a 78-year-old male, with average physical health for a man his age. He is showing some mental impairment, exhibiting scattered thought patterns, poor memory, sudden bouts of inappropriate anger and confusion, and is obviously suffering from imposed social isolation…
Well you do pay his rent, his salary, his servants, cooks, cleaners, wipers, grovelers, security, speech writers, handlers, all his healthcare needs, and his retirement.
Everybody says, “No mean Tweets!” But nobody mentions it is because he is incapable of logging in to Twitter. Those bastards actually expect him to be able to remember a password.
Yes, I know Joe Biden.
He is most kind and generous.
He is a cup overflowing with the cream of human goodness. I have never known him to do anything immoral…
Montoring this, not that?
Shocking.
He’s a brainless dirtbag.
… Joe Biden is a 78-year-old male, with average physical health for a man his age. He is showing some mental impairment, exhibiting scattered thought patterns, poor memory, sudden bouts of inappropriate anger and confusion, and is obviously suffering from imposed social isolation…
Allegedly.
But I can prove it all, with geometric logic, if you just would give me a chance…
I might have done that for Bob.
…Joe Biden has fascinating leg hair…
His wife hasn’t been associated with dozens of suicides.
Harvey Award!
… Joe Biden has improved relations with Europe…what? They called him “Sleepy Joe” and “imbecile” and “incompetent”? – Never mind…
He actually sleeps at the White House sometimes. Very pResidential if you ask me.
…
Unlike Obama, he’s never picked his nose on camera.
But he did eat a booger.
Allegedly.
That was Cornpop
If your boogers look like Cornpops, you need to see a doctor immediately.
I don’t have to take care of him.
Well you do pay his rent, his salary, his servants, cooks, cleaners, wipers, grovelers, security, speech writers, handlers, all his healthcare needs, and his retirement.
After this gig he’s a shoe in as an extra in comercials for Assisted Living companies.
He can no longer procreate
No mean tweets.
Everybody says, “No mean Tweets!” But nobody mentions it is because he is incapable of logging in to Twitter. Those bastards actually expect him to be able to remember a password.
Joe Biden is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
Soooo…how long have you been a hermit?
It’s a movie reference.
and you are how old? By the way you forgot intellect and communicator
Old enough to remember The Manchurian Candidate.
I actually never saw that.
Clever!
Why do I have a sudden urge to play solitaire?
He is the best drug store truck drivin man, just ask him
He has caused lots of champagne corks popping in Plains, Georgia
lrmfstrdl
…only 1246 days to go… Chances are he’ll sleep through most of them.
It’s been 3 days since either he or the dog took a dump in a WH hallway.
At least he’s not Bob B.
Not everyone can say THAT…
He hasn’t blamed the fall of Kabul on a bunch of guys out for a walk. Yet.
He had “the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics!” 15 million fake ballots can’t be wrong!
Joe Biden has information that could put Hillary Clinton behind bars.
Joe Biden’s brain can be used to demonstrate the perfect consistency for tapioca pudding.
When Joe Biden was told, “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son,” he actually gave up two of them.
C’mon man, Badakathkare!
He’s honestly great as an art broker.
He’s completely incapable of holding a grudge.
Or a coherent thought…
It’s the arthritis.
Yes, I know Joe Biden.
He is most kind and generous.
He is a cup overflowing with the cream of human goodness. I have never known him to do anything immoral…
(Unless you count all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun.)
For a certain set of moral values.
Don’t worry. I’ve got an angle.
Obtuse?
Don’t be so Sternn.
The handsome stranger in the bathroom wall always says nice things about him.
No opposition to citizens owning weapons as long as it’s the Taliban.
He provides an aspirational role for Walter the dummy. If Biden can be President* of the USA, there is no limit to what a puppet can do!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLSPSImXAfk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxsaumT6gQE
Mostly harmless
Not my circus, not my monkey.
But the monkey has papers!
Bless His Heart………
If you need a trainer and you want to do squats get Joe. When it comes to the mechanics of a squat… Joe knows…
Let’s see. The nicest thing I can say about Joe? Hmmmmm
Well, ….. how ’bout? …. he is the perfect reason that they put warning labels on hammers.
CAUTION DO NOT EAT: Not made with real ham.
He has a particular set of skills, crapping his pants and f-ing things up.
He ain’t just a sign of the apocalypse.
He plays a mean pinball.
It’s often said he puts the air in hair.
He doesn’t discriminate, he does everything for all the wrong reasons.
Still hasn’t risen to the level of up not being nowhere else, crushing the dream of all Democrats.
He is a perfect example of the Peter Principle in action.
He only reeks of piss later in the day.