I’m going to be on the Michael Medved Show today. I was told between 4pm and 5pm ET. I don’t know if that means I’m on the whole hour, which would be trouble since the entirety of my knowledge plus padding is only gets you about twenty minutes.
Sorry about not having much news commentary this week, but all this stuff distracts and the radio interviews make me super nervous. I’ll get back to it next week — though Thanksgiving is that week so not the whole week.
Anyway, here’s Crowder with Occupy Wall Street’s greatest hits if you want something to do:
UPDATE: The Michael Medved show was a ton of fun. He had me play it straight — like my book is serious — and argue Obama’s greatness with callers. Hopefully I can get some audio from it to put up later because I think it turned out pretty funny. Thanks again to Medved for having me on his show!
ok I bought the book. Can you tell me what we need to know for the test so I don’t have to read the whole thing? Afterall I did have to read the WHOLE Bible. Well actually I skipped some of those hard to pronounce ones towards the back of the OT…and Numbers. Figured I wouldn’t need to know math for my line of work. Well anyway got to get back to work, those sermons don’t write themselves. Oh the least you can do is follow me on Twitter. Basil does.
You can always talk about tuna. Everybody loves tuna!
To quote the character Jeff Beaby from the movie “Almost Famous”…”I’ll say what everyone else in the room won’t, your books are becoming a distraction.”
What do you mean, Son of Bob? Frank is a distraction. The guy interrupts my work several times a day and there isn’t much I can do about it.
I’m with YOU, Jimmy. I haven’t gotten an iota of work done since I discovered Frank J. Fleming.
Greg and Jimmy, I have the same problem. My day keeps getting interrupted when my computer gets a knock on the door and there is Frank with something witty, or a new book, but never chocolate chip cookies. Frank never brings me chocolate chip cookies.
@Ed the Pastor: Here’s my theory. There weren’t any vowels in ancient Hebrew, so we don’t know exactly how names were pronounced, so the way I pronounce them is correct.
“the entirety of my knowledge plus padding is only gets you about twenty minutes”
…which is exactly how long it takes to consume a bag of chocolate chip cookies!! Coincidence? I think not!
I have to say, that’s a lot better than many of the things you could be up to and worse than at least one.
The Moon isn’t going to nuke itself after all.
D@mn you all! Now I’m jonesing for a chocolate chip cookie and all I gots is Nutterbutters!
Listening to you on the Medved show right now, Frank. You’re doing great. I love that some of these people calling in don’t “get” it. I’m buying your book right now.
OM gosh this is awesome. I am listening now and the callers are hilarious
Caller: “I don’t get it.”
Franks: “You make need to buy a second copy.”
Shhhhhhh!!
“Reanimate the tissue”
Frank, you fed the beast!
Caller: “I don’t get it.”
Frank: “You may need to buy a second copy.”
Quite possibly the best comeback in the history of book strumpeting, if not in the history of everything.
@Crabby – I made that up. Thanks for correcting my typos though
I believe the gauntlet has been thrown.
From David Burge on Twitter: “Supercommittee”: sort of like “Superfriends,” except everybody is Aquaman.
Frank, your voice on the radio hypnotized me. I can now confirm another major instance of “lost time” today.
But it was great shtick. For those of you who missed it, imagine a dead-pan, straight face Frank behind a radio mic sounding like a laid-back, OWS hippie praising Obama with perfect logic. It threw most of the audience for a loop!
Frank, I couldn’t listen to Medved. I would really like to hear it. Let us know where we can listen.
Caught the tail end of Medved when I fled the office; great job!
You do an excellent Frank, DamnCat. Maybe he could use you as a speech writer. When Frank starts talking about tuna, I’ll know you’ve made it.
i happened to get in my car during your medved segment and only heard the ‘dead-pan,straight faced’ praises of obama!then the caller said her plants did better when obama came on the tv!! what is this – a parallel universe? never figured it out until i went medved’s site and checked out your site!
I have never “gotten it”… Isn’t that the point of IMAO! We are the kids who always had to stay after school for being a smart mouth or for giving chad a wedgie or something? Of course then there was Jimmy in the school shower and that slap slap slapping sound…
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