STUDENT: “What’s the top step to success?”
JOE BIDEN: “What’s the top what?”
STUDENT: “Step – steps – step to success.”
JOE BIDEN: “Oh, well, making sure that we don’t all have COVID. What – why – what are we talking about here?”
HUNTER BIDEN: “If you can – what’s the – what’s the key to success?”
JOE BIDEN: “Oh, what’s the key to success? You know what I found out is the key to success is? And I’m not sure I’m the best guy to explain it; these guys can tell you.”
Now who can argue with that? I think we’re all indebted to President Biden for clearly stating what needed to be said. I’m particularly glad that these lovely students were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic Biden gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
Too bad Kamala wasn’t there to add some meat to that conversation.
STUDENT: “What’s the top step to success?”
JOE BIDEN: “Be the patriarch of a crime family. It works even better if you have a “D” after your name.”
STUDENT: “What’s the top step to success?”
Biden: “Nice smelling hair. Come here.”
DNC Chairman: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Toady Underling: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
DNC Chairman: Wrong! Biden what is best in life?
Joe Biden: To crush your political enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the Republicans.
DNC Chairman:: That is good! That is good.