Sometimes You Can’t Improve on Raw Human Emotion

I reveled in the gut reaction of this man to the following headline:

Bud Light’s Under-Fire Marketing VP “Takes Leave of Absence” After Dylan Mulvaney Controversy

Daily Mail UK | April 22, 2023 | Harriet Alexander

“With pay or without[?] They ain’t firing the beotch or they’ll be down 15 billion. AB, Nike, I say, they’re lying. They disrespected my wife and all females, I’ll drive their ass so deep in the ditch they’ll find them with the dinosaur bones. There I vented. Gotta get me a Yuengling.”

I like this guy’s take on dinosaur bones. And females.

You can tell this doesn’t come from ChatGPT, but a real person.

7 Comments

  1. “Your harebrained, ultra-woke marketing screwup has already cost us $6 billion. Any ideas?”
    “Uh…leave of absence?”
    “My thoughts exactly. Now, rot in hell, and never darken our door again.”

  2. My question is: After receiving a nationwide, undeniable, immediate, $6 Billion, internationally publicized Bench Slap for being absolutely wrong, will this person reevaluate their belief system and possibly change?

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