Straight Line of the Day: Oh . . . I Beg To Differ

Stanford Study Debunks Beer Goggles Myth, Reveals Alcohol’s Confidence Boost
thethaiger.com/world/news/545812/ | 8/31/23 | Nishi Eti

Researchers have shed new light on the age-old concept of “beer goggles”, debunking the popular belief that alcohol enhances attractiveness perception. A study conducted by Stanford University and published in the Journal of Studies on Alcohol and Drugs has shown that alcohol does not influence how attractive people find others.

The research involved 18 pairs of men who consumed roughly three standard drinks in a little over 30 minutes. The participants were asked to rate the attractiveness of individuals of the same age in photographs and videos, both while sober and under the influence of alcohol. It was found that the male participants’ attractiveness ratings remained constant, regardless of their sobriety levels.

It’s not even a proper “straight line,” but I can attest from personal experience: Distrust This Science!

12 Comments

  1. Everyone needs to believe in something… I believe I’ll have another beer and hit on that short, fat, dwarf woman by the door.

    (…and by dwarf I was referring to a Tolkien description, NOT to little people.)

      • A man and his wife are grocery shopping.
        The man sees a case of beer on one of the shelves and puts it in the cart.
        “What are you doing?” asks his wife.
        “They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans.” he responds.
        “Well, put it back. We can’t afford those.”
        Without another word, the man obeys his wife and puts the case back on the shelf.
        In the next aisle over, the wife sees a bottle of facial cream and puts it in the cart.
        “What are you doing?” the man asks.
        “It’s my face cream and it’s on sale for $20. It makes me look beautiful.” she replies.
        “So does a 24 pack of beer, and it’s half the price!”

        (Cooied and pasted from https://viralgfjokes.com/man-wife-grocery-shopping/ but I have seen this joke at a few other places.)

  2. I beg to differ,

    not only does beer give things a pleasing soft focus, but it also makes a young lady’s tireless droning about astrology, the relative merits of Gucci bags versus Coach, and myriad anecdotes about sorority sisters you neither know nor care about a lot more tolerable.

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