“Welp, it needs a new ECU for the transmogrifier, that’ll be about a thousand”
“And it needs some of that high temp synthetic spoke grease, that’ll be about a thousand”
“Your dashboard is completely missing, that’ll be about a thousand”
“Oh, and you’ll need a yoke alignment, that’ll be about a thousand”
Is that how much you pay me to take it?
Geico: We can save you 100% on that because we won’t insure it but those gay guys over at Liberty might.
The next step in renewable transportation…
“Welp, it needs a new ECU for the transmogrifier, that’ll be about a thousand”
“And it needs some of that high temp synthetic spoke grease, that’ll be about a thousand”
“Your dashboard is completely missing, that’ll be about a thousand”
“Oh, and you’ll need a yoke alignment, that’ll be about a thousand”
We’ll throw in a free pine tree air freshener.
It’s an actual pine tree.
It looks more like the 1800s
May consider it providing you supply me with the WagonFax service report.