Anger Management Therapist Charged With Murdering Man Found in Trunk of His Car
ny post | Jan. 22, 2024
A Florida therapist who specializes in anger management has been charged with murder for allegedly shooting a man to death as part of an ongoing dispute and then stuffing his body in his car.
“We got a couple of eyewitnesses, and I believe … the person right now he’s looking at the road, cleaning up the blood off the ground.”
The caller told the 911 dispatcher: “I just saw him drag the body across the road. He put it in his car, and then he left.
“And then he came back, and not even 10 minutes ago he started scrubbing the road, and now I see him in the yard with a flashlight looking around,” the person added, according to the outlet.
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Deputies found the bullet-riddled body of 52-year-old Clinton Dorsey inside the trunk of McBride’s red Nissan Versa near Frankfort and New York avenues, according to cops.
While searching the area, the cops noticed McBride walking nearby and arrested him.
“We believe there was an ongoing dispute between McBride and our victim. I don’t know if they knew each other, but they knew of each other. It unfortunately ended in one man’s death,” Police Chief Jason Umberger told the outlet.
The deputies also spoke to a neighbor who said McBride came to her home the day before looking for Dorsey because he “put glass in a jar for his dogs,” [[ bowl? ]] Fox 35 Orlando reported, citing an arrest affidavit.
McBride allegedly told the woman he was going to kill Dorsey, whom she described as a “homeless guy who lives in the woods across the street from her house,” arrest records reportedly state.
- Put glass in my dogs’ drinking water, and. yeah, I might get revenge. But I’m not an anger management therapist.
2, Once the body is in the trunk and the road is scrubbed, drive it away, Doctor Kill. What was your game plan walking around? I assume the fast police response surprised you. But you failed at the “Management” part of your degree, not only the “Anger” part.
3. It’s bad planning to tell your neighbor you are going to kill Dorsey, when in fact you are actually going to kill Dorsey, and then you actually kill Dorsey. Any first-year lawyer will tell you that.
4. Creating a bullet-riddled body surely makes enough sound to reasonably suspect that neighbors had become alerted.
5. So grabbing a flashlight and looking around was a good way to stay concealed.
Amateurs!
“Ah, just one more thing, Florida Man…”
” . . . you say you wanted to tidy up the asphalt in the dark. Why was that, again?”
Man..for a second I thought it might have been Charlie Sheen that was killed.
Alec Balwin: “I didn’t do it”!
Guard: “We know you didn’t AB..wrong state..just shut up already or I’ll put that spit mask back on you.”
“A Florida therapist who specializes in anger management”: Those who can’t do…Teach.
“Once the body is in the trunk and the road is scrubbed, drive it away, Doctor Kill. What was your game plan walking around?”
Double checking for evidence. Guy drives a Nissan Versa, no shame, but you think he’s got the money to spare on extra gas? One trip man, one trip.
Trust me…driving around with a dead body in the trunk will affect gas mileage. Say you have a dead hooker in the trunk, say 120lbs. Studies have shown you would lose 1 mile to the gallon. Now anyone named Dorsey likely is not married, likely drinks beer and likely has a total fast food diet. I think he doesn’t have a dog because only a dog owner knows dogs wont eat broken glass with their water, so he doesnt likely exercise daily. So best guess 240lbs which is like two dead hookers…two times the loss in gas mileage…
So putting dead bodies in your trunk is wrong?
Didn’t know that.