Straight Line of the Day: The First Act of President Michelle Obama Will Be… Posted by Oppo on 1 February 2024, 12:00 pm
The First Act of President Michelle Obama Will Be… disbanding IMAO. DON’T LET IT HAPPEN. 1 Reply to this comment
The First Act of President Michelle Obama Will Be… To be totally transparent and show the world her little pickle. 3 Reply to this comment
The First Act of President Michelle Obama Will Be… make Bud Light the official drink of the US. 5 Reply to this comment
The First Act of President Michelle Obama Will be… “I will name all 56 states..or is it 57”? Reply to this comment
. . . seeing how many drapes and sofa cushions they need to replace from Jill’s four years Reply to this comment
. . . to regret accepting VP Hillary’s suggestion to have a victory parade through downtown Dallas 2 0 Reply to this comment
Trying to adjust to the fact that, for the first time in her life, she has an actual job. 2 Reply to this comment
. . . to plagiarize an Inaugural Address, and try to keep from scratching her nads en route to the podium to deliver it. 3 Reply to this comment
The First Act of President Michelle Obama Will Be… To allow illegal aliens to beat up on Washington DC cops with absolutely no consequences…just like they do in Liberaldoms favorite burg….New York City!! 2 Reply to this comment
The First Act of President Michelle Obama Will Be…
disbanding IMAO. DON’T LET IT HAPPEN.
The First Act of President Michelle Obama Will Be…
To be totally transparent and show the world her little pickle.
… who’s kidding whom – it will all be an act…
… declaring Joe Biden a disaster…
… ordering Barack to make her a sammich…
someone has to make the sammiches since the cook is no longer available
The First Act of President Michelle Obama Will Be…
make Bud Light the official drink of the US.
The First Act of President Michelle Obama Will be…
“I will name all 56 states..or is it 57”?
. . . whatever President Jarrett tells her to do
. . . seeing how many drapes and sofa cushions they need to replace from Jill’s four years
Doesn’t she already recycle them for her wardrobe?
. . . to regret accepting VP Hillary’s suggestion to have a victory parade through downtown Dallas
In an open top limo, like Kennedy did.
Trying to adjust to the fact that, for the first time in her life, she has an actual job.
. . . to plagiarize an Inaugural Address, and try to keep from scratching her nads en route to the podium to deliver it.
Paint the Washington monument black.
To hire a chubby white intern in a blue dress.
The First Act of President Michelle Obama Will Be…
To allow illegal aliens to beat up on Washington DC cops with absolutely no consequences…just like they do in Liberaldoms favorite burg….New York City!!
…to seek out Sam Brinton for wardrobe hints…
GAAAAAAHHHGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s not her first act, it’s my first reaction.
…the last act of a free republic.
…scratch his balls