You could always leak it to the press . . . for a too-pert series.
Pert 1:
and Pert 2:
The first image: I had teachers that looked like that.
The second image: I had not only teachers but also girls in my class who looked like that.
No wonder I was the way I was in school.
Can You Imagine What It Must Be Like To Be On Biden’s Executive Staff When He Says “I Have a Brilliant Idea — Tell Me What You Think”?
Nope. He don’t surround himself with people who can think.
I don’t think Mr. President…that’s why I work for you.
Can You Imagine What It Must Be Like To Be On Biden’s Executive Staff When He Says “I Have a Brilliant Idea — Tell Me What You Think”?
Doesn’t sound like a question that would be on his teleprompter. I’m guessing his quotes are more like: “Error. please move Roomba to a new location.
Can You Imagine What It Must Be Like To Be On Biden’s Executive Staff When He Says “I Have a Brilliant Idea — Tell Me What You Think”?
All inputs must go through Dr. Jill.
I heard one member told him – “Why yes Mr. President we all wanna see the millennium falcon fly into the Death Star, and when it leaves, you see the Death Star in the background turn into a pregnant woman.”
At this point, I’m not sure that anyone on his staff understands anything he says…
So, as the story gets worse, the distraction level increases – I can hardly wait for Pert 3…
Pert 3 is something to see.
Sounds like some Total Recall stuff right there!
Sorry, sliced bread has already been invented.
No, I will not walk your dog.
Well, Biden’s idea to steal a 200-foot radio tower was a questionable item on the agenda.
I’m sure Putin will fall for a whole battalion of large wooden badgers stationed on his borders.
Executive staff reactions:
“Wow, he put a noun and a verb in the same sentence! The drugs are momentarily working.”
“Give Kamala a Venn diagram of a tape measure so she can measure the drapes faster.”
“I am amazed we actually get paid.”
“I was told there would be doughnuts. Or breakfast tacos.”
“Did he fire all six brain cells, or just five? I lost track while pretending to stay awake.”
“Was this a great country, or what?”
Is his brilliant idea to lower the IMAO bacon bar? That would be a Biden initiative I could finally get behind. Because I haven’t seen any bacon handed out to anyone around here in months.
Been so long I’m starting to wonder if there still IS bacon.
It happens when we get less than 10 posters active.
That’s the likely story of someone who gets to eat the unallocated weekly ration of bacon.
Or that.
Maybe you should start politicing for votes.
What are the odds his staff feeds him bad data in order to tank him, therefore opening up a slot for their preferred replacement?
Can You Imagine What It Must Be Like To Be On Biden’s Executive Staff When He Says “I Have a Brilliant Idea — Tell Me What You Think”?
“It will work flawlessly, Let’s get it implemented pronto!”