Another Headline To Shoot for: “Man Goes Out in Spectacular Burst of…”
Ashes. He was cremated and shot out of a cannon. People have done it and it’s a spectacular way to go green as your ashes become fertilizer.
Simultaneous projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea….while naked, in a harness, suspended and spinning counter clockwise…over a crowd of chanting pro Hamas demonstrators….
Well a guy is still allowed to dream can’t I???
Another Headline To Shoot for: “Man Goes Out in Spectacular Burst of…”
Ashes. He was cremated and shot out of a cannon. People have done it and it’s a spectacular way to go green as your ashes become fertilizer.
…ennui – no one noticed…
… bowels – it was almost biblical…
… frustration after seeing the latest polling data…
…dark emojis…
… criticism of his wife…
wurst
Flatulence
IMAO Jocularity
Another Headline To Shoot for: “Man Goes Out in Spectacular Burst of…”
flavour.
Simultaneous projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea….while naked, in a harness, suspended and spinning counter clockwise…over a crowd of chanting pro Hamas demonstrators….
Well a guy is still allowed to dream can’t I???