Female boxer yells ‘this is unjust’ and falls to her knees in tears as she quits fight against ‘biologically male’ Olympic opponent Imane Khelif after just 46 SECONDS following two powerful punches
Daily Mail | August 1, 2024 | Shekhar Bhatia, Tom Cotterill
Boxer in middle of Olympics gender storm forces distraught first opponent to quit 46 seconds into fight
NY Post.com | 8/1/24 | Justin Terranova
Paris Olympics: Boxer With Male Chromosomes Absolutely PUMMELS Female Boxer, Who Leaves Ring in Tears
PJ Media | 08/01/24 | Rick Moran
This says it all:
ChiCom in the Nads!
One word, Robots…
Wed Wobots — how ordinawy.
Holding your opponent’s head in the toilet and threatening to make them swim in the Seine next, if they don’t surrender.
… force contestants to ingest E. Coli before competing…
They already do just that.
The BiCathl’on:
You have to be bi, anti-Cath, and you’re on.
SScargot:
It’s like riflery, but with no observers.
Other Ideas for Categories: …
Transexual Rock’em Sock’em Robots
“You knocked my [voting] bloc off!”
or:
A Kamala ad:
“You knocked my black off!”
Since it’s trans Rock’em Sock’em Robots, it’ll be “You knocked my bollocks off!”
…antisemitic jitsu…
Gotcha
“Wife-Beater” Tank-Tops Introduced as New Olympic Uniform
Mad Maxi-pads Attack Women Athletes
“Punching Down” Introduced as New Category in Boxing
“She Needs Her Ass Whupped” is introduced as a new event
The Burning Bed replaces opening flame-lighting ceremony
Musket to the Junk.
Monowheel “IT” races from South Park!
Women nagging men until they stop and ask for directions?
Opening a Can-o-Whupass on the Parallel Bars
— Nadia “Coma” Nice
Tranny Hawk Tuah Event!
Men Beating Women Is Now an Olympic Sport. Other Ideas for Categories:
Drunken bottle throwing
Stealing Candy from Babies
Verbal Domestic Sparring
Combining the Olympics with the Paralympics
Oh, and the Kick them when their down competition.
I qualified for many of these!
I own the newly approved “wife beater” uniform already.
Side note, first time I asked for some of these as a teenager, my mom got very upset. She insisted on calling them A-shirts. Nobody knew what the heck she was talking about. 10 years later when my little brother became a teenager she had finally conceded that the appropriate name for the garment was indeed “wife beaters”.
Men Can Beat the Shit Out of Women on Prime-Time Democrat-Broadcast Olympics.
Men Can Take a Shot at the former President at (Very Unusually) Prime-Time Democrat-Broadcast Rally
Liberal Women Support Whatever Democrat Candidate Foisted Upon Them Who They Did Not Vote For Before
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Keep your guard up next time!
Remember when they tried to cancel Matt Rife for a similar joke? Now it’s about the Olympics and tolerance, Yay!
Men Beating Women Is Now an Olympic Sport. Other Ideas for Categories: …
Making sammiches.