Illinois rep. adds assisted suicide language into food prep bill as amendment
Live Action News | May 25, 2025 | Nancy FlandersLegislators in Illinois are working to quietly legalize assisted suicide by attaching pro-assisted death language to a food preparation sanitation bill as an amendment.
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Democratic Rep. Robyn Gabel has attached the stalled assisted suicide bill’s language to a food preparation safety bill as an amendment.
The assisted suicide language allows for people diagnosed with a “terminal illness” and given six months or less to live to be prescribed a deadly drug cocktail.
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To diminish the act of physician-assisted killing for what it really is — suicide — the amendment stipulates that deaths “in accordance with this Act do not, for any purposes, constitute suicide, assisted suicide, euthanasia, mercy killing, homicide, murder, manslaughter, elder abuse or neglect, or any other civil or criminal violation under the law.”
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I do not think those words mean what you think they mean.
Some people try to suicide themselves by eating at Jack-in-the-Box but they just didn’t think it through good enough and didn’t realize food poisoning is torture.
Some people see them both as the natural end result for vegetables…
Both are committed to having a good presentation…
What Do Food Preparation and Assisted Suicide Have To Do With One Another?
The Kevorkian Academy of Culinary Arts
The answer would be obvious if you grew up on my mom’s cooking. Luckily, my body adapted and I can now consume almost anything with impunity. My older sister became a vegetarian as an act of self defense.
What do they constitute? Super late term abortion?
Most people don’t know that it was Chef Gordon Ramsay that caused Dr. K’s deadly liver cancer after feeding him a new recipe that had e-coli and listeria.
What Do Food Preparation and Assisted Suicide Have To Do With One Another?
Nobody really cares about the process as long as the end result is satisfactory.
What Do Food Preparation and Assisted Suicide Have To Do With One Another?
Both are best done outside away from public view.
True. No one wants to see how the Soylent Green is made.
Neither one wants to mess with a Sicilian…
… watch out for The Whipper and The Batter.
Then, what the heck ARE they? These “deaths?”
I’m confused.
(Sounds like the writer of the amendment should go die already.)
What Do Food Preparation and Assisted Suicide Have To Do With One Another?
Chicago pizza is killer.
There’s a valid reason the golden arches are called McDeath. Especially if one super sizes their coronary embolism special.