Get in boys, I’m guest hosting this week.
Results from 1/16/2023
| Akiko Wakabayashi | No Preference | Serena Gordon |
|---|---|---|
| 98 | 1 | 84 |
| Michelle Yeoh | No Preference | Tsai Chin |
|---|---|---|
| 117 | 1 | 63 |
Matches for 1/23/2026
Match 1
Karin Dor (Helga Brandt) vs Teri Hatcher (Paris Carver)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Karin Dor | 1 – 3 – 0 | 265 – 8 – 442 |
Actress: Karin Dor Nationality: German Bond Movie: You Only Live Twice (1967) Synopsis:
Helga Brandt was a SPECTRE henchwoman who pretended to fall in love with Bond and switch to his side, only to try and kill him the next morning. For failing to kill Bond, Brandt is killed by head of SPECTRE Blofeld, who drops her into a pool of piranha fish. Helga Brandt was very similar to prior Bond girl Fiona Volpe, as the producers tried to replicate their prior success.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Teri Hatcher | 4 – 0 – 0 | 842 – 1 – 164 |
Actress: Teri Hatcher Nationality: American Bond Movie: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) Synopsis:
Paris Carver was an ex-lover of Bond’s, and wife of media mogul Elliot Carver. When Elliot was suspected as a terrorist, M sent Bond to seduce Paris and use his prior relationship to get information. Paris wasn’t happy to see Bond, and refused to help him. However, when Elliot spotted the two talking, and tried to kill Paris, she changed her mind and told Bond everything. She died that evening as Elliot sent henchman Dr. Kaufman to kill her.
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Match 2
Jill St. John (Tiffany Case) vs Cecilie Thomsen (Professor Inga Bergstrom)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Jill St. John | 3 – 1 – 0 | 602 – 3 – 329 |
Actress: Jill St. John Nationality: American Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
Tiffany Case was a diamond smuggler in part of a pipeline of smugglers that ultimately ended at Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Courier Peter Franks was supposed to pass the diamonds to Tiffany, but Bond intercepted and impersonated Franks, and managed to take the diamonds for himself. Bond’s involvement saved Tiffany being murdered, and she eventually switched to Bond’s allegiance.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Cecilie Thomsen | 2 – 2 – 0 | 578 – 2 – 308 |
Actress: Cecilie Thomsen Nationality: Danish Bond Movie: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) Synopsis:
Inga Bergstrom was a Professor of Danish at Oxford University. Bond said, in Danish, “I’ve always enjoyed studying a new tongue, Professor.”, to which Bergstrom replied “One might say you have a natural ability.” Just then, the camera panned to show Bond and Bergstrom in bed together. The phone rang, and on discovering it was Moneypenny, Bond replied that he was just brushing up on a little Danish.
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Few people realize that Goldfinger’s golden gun was a totally different golden gun that The Man with the Golden Gun had.🔫
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