The UK Government Has Just Explained Why People Own Gold Goldcore| 19 June 26 | Dave Russell
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Because for males it makes them feel like a 70’s Pimp and makes the ladies feel like Cleopatra (I’ve always wondered if they called her Cleo for short).
Me, I’m allergic to gold and don’t care much for it.
True story not a joke.
Under our socialist overlords gold will be the only thing so worthless that the government won’t need it and thieves won’t bother to steal it. Good for making cheap bullets and boat anchors though.
What if I told you there’s not much gold in Ft. Knox only some for “show”.
It’s really just a safe keeping place for State Secrets (evidence) and treasures like the Ark of the Covenant (which is made of pure gold incidently)….that’s right pal, Indiana Jones and the Nazi’s were always looking in the wrong places for the original one. Many fakes.
I noticed you added the accent mark above the “e” on Pokemon…classy move.
I wonder if there’s a Japanese version of Rock’em Sock’em Robots with Samurai Warriors duking it out? Would be awesome…totally awesome!
I didn’t use the accent mark..maybe Japan won’t arrest me…it’s looking like S.Korea would though.
Because for males it makes them feel like a 70’s Pimp and makes the ladies feel like Cleopatra (I’ve always wondered if they called her Cleo for short).
Me, I’m allergic to gold and don’t care much for it.
True story not a joke.
I was adversely affected as a child by watching Scrooge McDuck…
Under our socialist overlords gold will be the only thing so worthless that the government won’t need it and thieves won’t bother to steal it. Good for making cheap bullets and boat anchors though.
Because having any gold means one has more than Fort Knox
What if I told you there’s not much gold in Ft. Knox only some for “show”.
It’s really just a safe keeping place for State Secrets (evidence) and treasures like the Ark of the Covenant (which is made of pure gold incidently)….that’s right pal, Indiana Jones and the Nazi’s were always looking in the wrong places for the original one. Many fakes.
As a hedge against adverse events in Pokémon futures…
I noticed you added the accent mark above the “e” on Pokemon…classy move.
I wonder if there’s a Japanese version of Rock’em Sock’em Robots with Samurai Warriors duking it out? Would be awesome…totally awesome!
I didn’t use the accent mark..maybe Japan won’t arrest me…it’s looking like S.Korea would though.
Lock ‘Em Seppuku’m Bots — They turn their swords on themselves if they lose.
😂😂🤣
If they can cut through the fat?
Welcome to 2026 and the Sumo of Love!
You’re on a jelly roll!
I mean roll.
P.s.
Just be sure and wear a flower in your hair…
1967 reference
… because I didn’t come all this way to settle for bronze or silver.
… because if you get enough of it together, you might be able to convince an intern to pose for that Bond Girl homage.
It is shiny, doesn’t rust and is as malleable as a politician’s principles, which makes it an ideal metal for jewelry.