White House to Launch ‘TRUMP TV’ at 7PM Monday — 2 Days After Press Ban
Mediaite | Sep 21st, 2026 | Stephanie KaloiThe White House is set to launch Trump TV at 7 pm ET Monday night, two days after President Donald Trump banned CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from the White House.
“Demsmoke”?
“What’s Melania?”
“Obamacare 54, Where Are You?”
“The Yuge Valley?”
Pelosi and Hooch
Magnum POTUS
I’m the Boss
The Joy of Painting Hunter
Baron’s Believe it or Not
I heard they are going to change Washington D.C. to Trump D.C.
A person will be able to watch Trump TV in Trump D.C. and it will be streaming too. Streaming everywhere in one big beautiful stream…
…Name That Natural Feature
…The Nickname Challenge
…How Long Will This Speech Last? (A Kalshi tie-in)
…Wide World of Trump
“That’s My Bessent!”
“Marco of All Trades”
“Guess the Meat with RFK jr.”
Kennedy Center Live Crumble Cam
“Vancing With the Stars”
“Loony Toons” – Featuring prominent democrats and lefties
What in tarnation…?
“I tawt I taw a pink puddy hat!”
“I Love Loony” starring Paul Pelosi. See also “The Loony Show” and “Here’s Loony”
McWhale’s Neigh-vee” starring Stacey Abrams
“Pet-a-Goat Dysfunction” starring Zohran Madman-i
“Flipper” starring John Kerry
“That Girl” starring Ketanji Brown Jackson with a perpetually confused look on her face, while inventing the funny tag line “Dat Wut?”
“The Flying None” Nancy Pelosi gets a new broom for Christmas
“Jerk’s Law” Each episode focuses on a different lunatic Obama/Biden judge
“It Takes a Thief” chronicles life at the DNC. See also “The Fugitives” and “The Rat Patrols”
“Dr. Killed-There” Anthony Fauci in a starring role
“The Odd Squad” Four repulsive women think men want to date them
“Greenland Acres”
“Webitched”
Looking forward to the 2028 version of “The Apprentice” when Vance, Rubio, DeSantis, Cruz and a couple of others vie for the GOP nomination.
Looks like you are stealing from the Babylon Bee
The Fresh Prince of Mar-A-Lago: The story of how Trump went from chillin’ out and maxin’ relaxin’ all cool to sitting on his throne.
Everybody Loves Marco: Aw, it’s so true.
America’s Got Tariffs: Watch as countries compete on live television to get their tariffs reduced.
Better Call Don: High-stakes drama ensues as a smooth-talking dealmaker faces off with ruthless drug cartels.
Barron in the Middle: An old-school four-camera sitcom, enjoy the hilarious hijinks of boy genius Barron as he navigates life in a most unusual family.
Garfield & Friends: Not really Trump-related in any way, just a great show.
Dancing with the Trumps: You won’t believe the salsa skills Eric Trump has kept under wraps.
Vance and the City: Follow the vice president on a whimsical journey through life and love in the romantic but ruthless nation’s capital.
RFK the Vampire Slayer: Might as well, he’s slain every other creature.
Breaking Biden: Much like real life, this series will follow Biden’s life as it steadily descends into crime and madness.
No way. What time did they post theirs?
Hmmm. I can’t tell from their site. I bet ours had priority.
Covfefe talk – a Trumpy take-off on the old snl sketch
Many such cases – a show of good news
People are saying – political roundtable discussion, but with normal humans rather than media types
Lock her up! – true crime re-enactments of Hitlery, “doctor” Jill, big Mike, Fang Fang, Ed Buck, etc.
Thank you for your attention to this matter – official administration announcements