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  1. Additional ‘Fun Facts About Beards” :

    * Any man who shaves off his beard automatically has a baby face for several days.

    * If you have a beard, you’re either stroking it too much, or not enough. In any case, wash the damn thing!

    * Beards have amazing food preservation properties.

    * If your man’s beard has food in it, don’t hold it against him; he’ll eat it later.

    * Studies have shown that people think bearded men have college degrees – unless their hair is also long, in which case they have body odor.

    * A beard’s length stages are:
    stubble
    whiskers
    normal
    Big Foot
    Amish

    It’s possible that ‘Amish’ and ‘Big Foot’ are reversed.

  2. We native Bostonians along with all the many members of Sox Nation wish to commend Harvey for seeking to ride along with the notoriously hirsuite WORLD SERIES CHAMPION BOSTON RED SOX ! He is welcome to join in the victory parade, but should be advised that there will, no doubt, be quite a few Irish in the crowd, so his rabid Celtiphobia should be kept to a whisper.

    Yeah, SAWX!

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