Why Democrats Fear Obamacare

[High Praise! to Moe Lane]

“Oh, I’ve heard of Obamacare, yes, but I didn’t know all that was involved,” said Cindy Bishop, a part-time worker from Lexington, Ky., who stopped by an Obamacare information booth at the state fair last month. “Everybody that I have ever talked to is totally against it. They’re afraid all the doctors are going to pull out, and you’re going to have to be like Canada and have to be on a waiting list.”

…because Cindy is going to discover that the above is her best case scenario. There’s a good chance that she’s going to end up deciding that her best bet would be to eat the fine and not get covered at all. Frustrating? Sure. Be sure to take that frustration out on all those downticket races in the midterms next year, Cindy. Easy to tell which politicians deserve all that ire, too: it’ll be the folks with a “D” after their names. [emphasis in original]

Why I Love Moon Nukers

CapitalistB [High Praise!] pointed out this rather amusing Twitter account that fairly well sums up the folly of looking for wisdom in comment threads. A few sample quotes:

Back in the day, we called comments “letters to the editor.” Someone read them, picked the best ones, & published them. Many were STILL bad.

Yes, sometimes comment sections contain insight and reasoned discussion. But do you really want to take that chance?

Be the change you want to see in the world. Don’t read internet comments.

The comments section has never added anything to your life.

Instead of reading the uninspired drivel of a comments section, you could articulate your own opinion by writing an article of your own!

While this caution generally applies, I consider IMAO the exception that proves the rule.

Commenters here don’t usually pipe up unless they have something constructive or entertaining to add.

Or… you can take this opportunity to leave the dumbest comment you can think of and prove me wrong.

I’m good either way.

Obama Warned Us – Free Markets

Americans have always pursued our dreams within a free market that has been the engine of our progress. It’s a market that has created a prosperity that is the envy of the world, and rewarded the innovators and risk-takers who have made America a beacon of science, and technology, and discovery. But the American economy has worked in large part because we have guided the market’s invisible hand with a higher principle – that America prospers when all Americans can prosper. That is why we have put in place rules of the road to make competition fair, and open, and honest.

BARACK OBAMA, speech, Sep. 16, 2008

“But who needs roads when we can have high-speed rail? It’s future-tastic!”

You’ve Been Judged!

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “The Mascot For Obamacare: A “Sad Panda”. Other Mascots…

(Post includes a picture of the actual White House tweet)

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, I’ll have a new line for you tomorrow.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

Shutdown!!!1!!!11!

Wow! Shutdown is worse than Sequester.

Wait. Sequester is still going on, right? So we have Sequester AND Shutdown? Arrgghh! How will we survive it?

Already, the moon broke loose from its orbit and is crashing into the sea sometime this afternoon. Plus, in case you missed it, the sun didn’t turn on this morning.

Also, iPhones aren’t working. Android phones, either. Only BlackBerry phones work during Shutdown. Who saw that coming?

Traffic lights are out. Buildings are collapsing. Breaking Bad won’t be airing. It’s pandemonium.

Worst of all, the Internetz are down, and you can’t even read this brilliant post.

What can we do?

Nothing.

You can’t call on the military to defend us as Shutdown roams the streets of America and destroys the pieces of our country that Sequester left standing.

We’re doomed, I tell ya. Doomed.