DO NOT TWEET during prayers. US has way to identify smartphones oriented to the East. Send to every jihadist you care about #pigsbloodbros
(first Al Qaeda twitter hoax tweet)
…never happened after the Grand Imam declared that “Mohammed never referred to or used “twitter”, so none of you should either, under pain of death for despoiling the faith”.
Muhammad’s buying at the Allahu Cashbar…
Silence… I keel you.
…1/2 off all ammo and halol lunchmeats at the Infi-deli, #deadprophet
hey guys im on twitter!!!!!!!! 😉
I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Imam I am… #upstageCruz
Hey, these free Obamaphones work pretty good. #beardoftheprophet
Al Qaeda opened its first official Twitter account. Its first tweet…
Thanks for the Guns Obama, xoxo
I found the secret for using sheeps intestines for prophylactics… you should remove the sheep first #baaaaaadpun
Al Qaeda opened its first official Twitter account. Its first tweet…
Hi Mom!
Al Qaeda opened its first official Twitter account. Its first tweet…
I go to meet my 72 virgins, they better have cookies!
Al Qaeda opened its first official Twitter account. Its first tweet…
Does this suicide belt make my butt look fat?
No fake followers allowed! We’re killers, but we’re not as desperate and lame as Obama and Hillary C.
Al Qaeda opened its first official Twitter account. Its first tweet…
Did it work?
Al Qaeda opened its first official Twitter account. Its first tweet…
No more Breaking Bad! Oh Noes!
Al Qaeda opened its first official Twitter account. Its first tweet…
KABOOOOM!
Al Qaeda opened its first official Twitter account. Its first tweet…
Like us or DIE INFIDEL!
DO NOT TWEET during prayers. US has way to identify smartphones oriented to the East. Send to every jihadist you care about #pigsbloodbros
(first Al Qaeda twitter hoax tweet)
@10 Oooooo, that one could be an Anonymisstake.
@18 Well it IS Al Qaeda, those basterds.
Al Qaeda opened its first official Twitter account. Its first tweet…
Did you see that Burhka that Jasmine was almost wearing?
“Hey, Obama! More money and guns, please! Thanks!”
,,,We own all your twitter post.
Al Qaeda opened its first official Twitter account. Its first tweet…
#Allahrulez
Al Qaeda opened its first official Twitter account. Its first tweet…
Talk l8ter cd9
Al Qaeda opened its first official Twitter account. Its first tweet…
Allah! RTFM
Al Qaeda opened its first official Twitter account. Its first tweet…
Into blowing things up? MIRL
Its first tweet…
We haz the best Goats #goatlove
Our Hash is da Bomb! #hashtag
Yes We Can!
Allahu Akb- [transmission interrupted]
Al Qaeda opened its first official Twitter account. Its first tweet…
…FIRST!
…follow me, but not too close. #splodey dope
Al Qaeda opened its first official Twitter account. Its first tweet…
…me too!
I’m free for the wet Burqa contest tonight… I got the thing with the sheep reduced to just following too close.
Does this robe make me look fatwa?
… blew up Twitter.
Does anyone know how to make a “twitter bomb”?
… called for the destruction of America. And was promptly “favorited” by @BarackObama.
…’Admiral Akbar!’, followed by: ‘Admiral? I meant Allah Akbar. Curse you, auto correct!’
Straight Line of the Day: Al Qaeda Opened Its First Official Twitter Account. Its First Tweet…
man that Obama is DTF!
Straight Line of the Day: Al Qaeda Opened Its First Official Twitter Account. Its First Tweet…
… Remember the Man! #OsamaBinLaden
… Hey Al Shabab! Tweet me back! #my1sttweet
… Salam! (سلام) Ma’a salama! (مع السلامة) #Hello #GoodBye #SalamiWhere’sMySalami #LOL
… Job Openings! Great benefits! Must be able to drive truck in a booming economy. #vbied
… Looking for cheap apts in Dearborn and Jersey City. Tweet back details. #housing
…U.S. Republicans/Worse than Hitler but not worse than Al Qaeda LOL.
…Wanna get a head as a terrorist? Bring a knife to Westgate Mall (Machete axe or saw OK too).
…The most interesting terrorist in the world: He doesn’t always drink infidel blood but when he does it’s Christian blood.
…Scariest ghost EVER!!! Sneaks up and says “JEW!!!”
…Turns out Twitter IS gay. Be dead soon.
…never happened after the Grand Imam declared that “Mohammed never referred to or used “twitter”, so none of you should either, under pain of death for despoiling the faith”.
Straight Line of the Day: Al Qaeda Opened Its First Official Twitter Account. Its First Tweet…
…This is really cool… now we can send messages in addition to detonating IEDs. #cool #detonator #IED
(picture of Jack Nicholson from “The Shining”) “IT’S JIHADI!!!”
Allah Akbar
kill all the … everyones
Hillary 2016!!
… and last, was a fatwa against this cursed infidel tweeting.
Al Qaeda opened its first official Twitter account. Its first tweet…
flew straight into the nearest tall building.
I think @18 is right…
Well I better get crackin’ on some serious kissing up.
Al Qaeda Opened Its First Official Twitter Account. Its First Tweet…
I will gladly convert and risk death for some Anonymiss’ cookies!
@50 That’s more like it 🙂
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