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Archive of entries posted on 28th October 2013
Free Steak Is Evil
[High Praise! to Seanmahair’s Weblog]
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I was listening to a radio talk show this evening as I was coming back from spending a few wonderful hours with some of the grandchildren. The host was trying to make a point about “welfare” and “obamacare” and the “dole mentality”. He asked the women if she had only a certain amount of money for groceries for the month and hot dog and steak were on sale which would she buy. She of course said hotdogs because that is what she could afford. He then asked her if someone else was paying for her groceries what would she buy and she said “the steak of course”. Of course? Really? The host also seemed to think this was a no brainer.
Just because someone else is paying for your groceries it’s perfectly OK to buy more expensive stuff? It’s appropriate to take advantage of someone who’s trying to help you? It alright to gouge someone who’s coming to your aid, who’s being generous with their surplus because “hey they have more than they need, I should have some too”?
For those who are confused let me clarify. It is NEVER OK to take advantage of someone. It is never right to gouge someone who’s trying to help you. It is never appropriate to take something from someone just because they have more than you do.
The lack of integrity, the lack of self respect, the lack of compassion that this outlines is stunning. We have lost our ability to think of others, to empathize, to understand. Some of us simply want more then they have and if they can’t get it legally and morally they’ll take it from everyone else.
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BlackPantherCare
According to a report from the MacIver Institute, once you complete the Obamacare signup process, you are then immediately asked to register to vote.
Sounds like a clear-cut case of voter suppression to me.
Partly Because It’s True, Partly Because I Love MC Escher
Link of the Day: IowaHawk on Obamacare
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is “tantra” the plural of “tantrum”?
I gotta say, I’d be a much bigger fan of Twitter if their display format weren’t so foofy & decorative. I wish they offered a plain text format like this. SO much more readable.
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Wisdom of the Day: Halloween Bloomberg Bear Indifference Gluten Sense
As a kid, Halloween was ruined for me when my parents told me that Satan didn't exist.
— Peter Serafinowicz (@serafinowicz) October 25, 2013
New York, New York, a hell of a town. Where Bloomberg keeps all the peasantry down.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) October 25, 2013
The most life changing experience I've ever had was when a cartoon bear wearing sunglasses pointed at me and said "Be cool, stay in school".
— MJ (@sucittaM) October 25, 2013
The first rule of Indifference Club is a bunch of stuff that doesn't matter I guess
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) October 25, 2013
Gluten is the substance in food that keeps people from being insufferable.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) October 25, 2013
At the end of the movie "The Sixth Sense" (SPOILER ALERT) the director decided not to make any more good movies.
— Tim Long (@mrtimlong) October 25, 2013
Why Talk, Then?
At a recent speech to businessmen, Hillary Clinton banned all video, press, and reporting on her remarks.
Ya know, if she didn’t want people to find out what she said, she could’ve just gone on MSNBC.
Obama Warned Us – Agreement
Ultimately, the challenges of the 21st century can’t be met without collective action. Agreement will almost never be easy, and results won’t always come quickly. But I am committed to respecting different points of view, and to forging a consensus instead of dictating our terms.
BARACK OBAMA, press conference, Apr. 2, 2009
“But in a pinch, dictating will do fine. And I gotta tell ya, I’m feeling pretty pinchy.”
Healthcare.shove
You’ve Been Judged!
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “The NSA Recorded Information on 124 Billion Phone Calls in One Month. They Learned…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Clinton Told a Heckler “The Future Doesn’t Include Yelling”. What DOES It Include?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton told a heckler “the future doesn’t include yelling”. What DOES it include?
Stock Photo Girl Has Fled
So people are starting to abandon Obamacare. Numerous Democrats are now talking about delaying it, and now the infamous stock photo girl has fled.
Yes, there’s always been that one girl on the front page of Healthcare.gov who mocked us and the destruction our incompetent government has inflicted upon us, but now she’s gone. Why is she gone? Perhaps she feared that after all this fails so disastrously, it will be like after the collapse of Nazi-Germany where everyone involved was hunted down and tried (“It was just a stock photo shoot! I didn’t know what eventually I would be smiling for!”). Or maybe she was thinking how Obama would eventually blame someone, and since he never seems to hold the higher ups accountable, maybe the stock photo girl would be his fall guy.
“I have deployed numerous drones to hunt down the stock photo girl and make her pay for the website’s failure!”
“Mr. President, is that Constitutional?”
“What’s this Constitution people keep mentioning? I’ve never seen it; are we sure it’s not an urban legend?”
Well, don’t let Obama shift all the blame onto the stock photo girl. She’s obviously an awful person, but taking her off the Healtcare.gov webpage does not suddenly make everything okay; we still have that vapidly smiling Obama everywhere we look.
I’m a RINO
It’s time for me to come clean. I’m a RINO.
That terrible label that’s been attached to the squishes that always give in and don’t hold true conservative beliefs? R-I-N-O? “Republican In Name Only?”
I think I’m actually the RINO.
I say that because I’m finding more and more that the Republicans aren’t the conservatives. Being a conservative and aligning yourself with a Republican doesn’t make Republicans conservative. It just means you’re aligning with the least liberal, least horrible of the viable options.
I don’t really want to take up the label “RINO” because of what it has represented. But, the reality is, the Republican Party isn’t a bunch of conservatives. But, a bunch of conservatives vote for the Republicans.
We got two options: take over the Republican Party, or form our own party.
The problem is, we’re so independent, it’s hard to get together and all work the same. For instance, some conservatives have varying issues on religion. Some are atheist. Some are agnostic. Some are Catholic. Some are Baptist. Some are Jewish. Some are one of any other number of variations on Christianity, Judaism, as well as other faiths (and lack of faiths).
That, in turn, leads to varying beliefs on issues like homosexuality. I believe it’s contrary to Scripture, and, therefore, a sin. But, I’m not one to yell in my homosexual friends’ and family members’ faces, saying they’re going to hell. I don’t think they are, but I think homosexuality is a sin. However, some disagree strongly with me about it, saying there’s nothing wrong with it. Others disagree the other way, saying I should be getting all up in their faces. And, others disagree in varying degrees one way or another.
I’ll stop there, but it shows how on those two issues, conservatives can’t agree on one common response. If we try to form our own party, effectively splitting from the GOP, we’ll splinter even further into varying forms of conservatism. Kinda like what happens when a Baptist church splits. A town starts with one and suddenly, there’s Baptist churches everywhere. Not always because they’re setting up missions that turn into full-fledged churches, but usually because somebody doesn’t like the new carpet (great Aunt Gladys bought the old carpet), or the preacher’s tie is too wide, or the organist shops at the wrong store, or something equally silly.
I think there’s a party in place that we can take back. Goldwater put the seeds in place in ’64. Reagan took control in ’80. In the intervening time, we lost it. Whether its because those we put in office start playing the game of staying in power rather than doing the will of the people, or its because they were slimy weasels to begin with, the Republican Party isn’t run by conservatives. We get lip service. And not the good kind.
I may actually be one of the ones who are Republican In Name Only. Because I’m actually a conservative.
We need good, young, strong, principled conservatives running for office and leading the party. Instead of a bunch of weasels who are just enjoying the Party at our expense.
Random Thoughts: Na Na Na Na Na, Batman, and Sebelius
They screwed up the combat in the new Batman game; the put the “hug” button where I’m used to the “punch” button being.
Gah! I tried to throw a batarang but accidentally hit the “contemplate how violence never solves anything” button.
People love Batman because his stories speak a universal truth we all feel deep inside: Crime can be solved by a billionaire punching poor people.
The new Batman games should have a “grab someone and tell him you’re Batman” button.
What I get from the international attention to that Maria girl found among some gypsies is that blond children are very important.
Why do others get charged with racism when its the press who makes anything anywhere in the world involving a blond girl the top news story?
“As for Obamacare, we have top men working on it now.”
“Who?”
“Top men.”
*cut to crate labeled “Sebelius” being placed in a giant warehouse*
One day I will have that room Scrooge McDuck had with an indent in the floor from him walking in circles thinking.
“DON’T BOTHER DADDY WHEN HE’S IN HIS THINKING ROOM!”
Ways to improve new Batman game: When you dive bomb an enemy, it should go “na na na na na na” and on impact “BATMAN!”
In real life, vikings would rape and murder a football.
The German name for Batman is “Fledermausimitierengewalttätigkeitmensch” which means “bat-imitating violence man.”
Stop Helping Us Already!
The federal government’s National Institutes of Health is studying how to use Twitter for surveillance on depressed people.
Easy. Just search #TriedSigningUpForObamacare