As a kid, Halloween was ruined for me when my parents told me that Satan didn't exist.
— Peter Serafinowicz (@serafinowicz) October 25, 2013
New York, New York, a hell of a town. Where Bloomberg keeps all the peasantry down.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) October 25, 2013
The most life changing experience I've ever had was when a cartoon bear wearing sunglasses pointed at me and said "Be cool, stay in school".
— MJ (@sucittaM) October 25, 2013
The first rule of Indifference Club is a bunch of stuff that doesn't matter I guess
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) October 25, 2013
Gluten is the substance in food that keeps people from being insufferable.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) October 25, 2013
At the end of the movie "The Sixth Sense" (SPOILER ALERT) the director decided not to make any more good movies.
— Tim Long (@mrtimlong) October 25, 2013