Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Asked about the riots in Baltimore, President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Asked about the riots in Baltimore, President Obama…
… smiled and took credit.
… sent in troops to protect the tastier dog breeds.
… suggested a “no whites allowed” beer summit (which is okay, since there don’t seem to be any whites involved in Baltimore anyway).
…said “They’re a good idea…”
…chuckled to himself, thinking his “fundamental transformation” was coming along quite nicely.
…said it was all a right-wing smear job by Fox News.
…said he only learned about it when he saw it on the news.
. . . said, “If I had a son, he would look like that. HAHAHAHAHAHA . . . Wait, what do you mean the mic was live?!”
Asked about the riots in Baltimore, President Obama…
… checked with his CPA to see if his ongoing donation of gasoline is tax deductible.
… asked President Jarrett if he could release Gitmo terrorists in exchange for the release of some of the arrested Baltimore terrorists.
… said something incredibly stupid things, which is his par for his course.
…called ’em “thugs” and then had a secret meeting with the Muslim Brotherhood.
said “What Riots?”
said “Where’s Baltimore?”
said “Anybody seen my 9 iron?”
looked at his teleprompter, and got nothing…..
Asked about the riots in Baltimore, President Obama…
said, “I just heard about them on the news so I don’t know anything about them other than the cops acted stupidly”.
Mr. ‘President’, the cops basically did nothing…..
“Oh, in that case, those cops should get a raise.”
…He said: https://youtu.be/FPQlXNH36mI
“…not quite as good as the Ferguson riots but they still have time to catch up.”
…some must wait months or even years to witness their legacy.
…called ’em “thugs” and then Al Sharpton said, “Say what?”
…”I couldn’t have done it without Sharpton”
…said hey look at me! Lookit, lookit, lookit!
Asked about the riots in Baltimore, President Obama… said he just read about it in the newspaper this morning.
@4 Gumbeaux: “President Jarrett” ~~~~~
…said they’d have to be relocated, as he was scheduled to play golf there.
. . . threw a brick at the reporter (but missed, because President SCOAMF throws like a girl).
Asked about the riots in Baltimore, President Obama…
smiled quietly to himself.
asked for legislation to incarcerate 50% of White American Males because, RACISM!
asked to have his Interlocuter to be shot.
replied, They’re rioting in Baltimore. They’re starving in Spain. There’s hurricanes in Florida and Texas needs rain.
The whole world is festering with unhappy souls. The French hate the Germans. The Germans hate the Poles.
Italians hate Yugoslavs. South Africans hate the Dutch and I don’t like anybody very much!
willed himself invisible.
blamed Bush.
The police acted stupidly. No, this time for reals! They should have stopped that rioting crap the first night!
@18 -they shoulda sent in Officer Krupke
…said to the reporters, “Please back-up a little. I need some space.”
@20 Made it an Off-Broadway musical for sure!
I like it here in Bal-ti-more,
our mayor is a dolt, what’s more,
our Presidente can’t count to four,
I like it here in Bal-ti-more.
……casually remarked that so many of the ‘misguided youth’ he saw looked, acted and danced just like he would have at that age……
” …and look how I turned out. They’re just kids, being kids…”
…called them thugs, and was told that the proper term is “thegro.”
…by Joe Biden, natch.
Asked about the riots in Baltimore, President Obama…
…stated that he was dismayed and disheartened at how the fires will affect global warming.
Asked about the riots in Baltimore, President Obama…
stated how concerned he was, then smiled and waved as his golf cart headed to the next hole.
Asked about the riots in Baltimore, President Obama…
reminded the looters of the Chicago Vig.”
Asked about the riots in Baltimore, President Obama…
…did nothing to help “organize the community”.
Admitted that he was not aware Baltimore was one of America’s 57 states.
… hosted another black-tie fundraiser and considered it effete accompli.
… sent Al Sharpton and Eric Holder down there to negrotiate.
… warned the Orioles “All of your bases now belong to us.”
… signaled his support through an ashtag campaign.
… decided to name his third autobiography “Profiles in Carnage.”
Blamed it on the fact that Baltimore is a food desert
@32 Oppo…..
“negrotiate” …. LMAO!!
I will be “borrowing” that term routinely in the near future, that was a classic.
…shrugged his shoulders and said “What? Me worry?”
…said things would get back to normal soon, he had called for a drone strike on that woman who whupped her freedom fighter son mid-rack throw. Then his marchin’ chargin’ Gucci loafers were heard slappin’ back to watch the Golf Channel.
… sent a heartfelt message to his base: “Dem, It Feels Good To Be A Gangster!”
…gave a 20 minute response that:
* Blamed Bush 4 times
* Blamed Republicans 9 times
* Used the pronoun I 47 times
* Denounced the rioters….uh….well, he DID call them thugs