Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Huh… turns out the reason women won’t vote for Hillary Clinton…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Huh… turns out the reason women won’t vote for Hillary Clinton…
Huh… turns out the reason women won’t vote for Hillary Clinton…
They like to limit their franchise to the same species.
…she’s a man, baby!
…is because she’s Hillary Clinton.
…because they know a real man when they see one.
…xenophobia…
@5 Xenaphobia?
Huh… turns out the reason women won’t vote for Hillary Clinton…
common sense
two words: pending indictment
has been imposed upon them by a patriarchial rape culture.
…because hell has finally frozen over? (Yeah right they won’t)
…is because there is no
spoonglass ceiling.…is because they like their babies alive and not part of a breakfast abortion menu.
…. because they WANT to go to Hell…. (according to Madeleine Albright)
… she never puts deceit down.
…is because they don’t like ersatz mayonnaise.
…petty jealousy. (ladies tend to hate anyone prettier than them)
…is, because, well, let’s face it, someone needs to say it, it’s just a matter of time, y’all need to realize this is what it comes down to… women are EXPERT at recognizing bitches.
… they’re sick and tired of hearing they have to get the samewitch.
@12 Oppo! for the win!
… Younger ones realize that she took the idea of “Occupy Wall Street” far too literally. Older ones remember the name Klaus Barbie, and don’t play with Barbie dolls.
. . . is that those voting machines are just too hard to work and why can’t men design things that are easier to use and if you were a woman you’d be able to do a better job and why don’t you ever take me anywhere
. . . is that they’re too busy shopping and trying to decide among four pretty-much identical colors (none of which will look the way they do on the sample chip anyway) of paint for the dining room
. . . is that their time is occupied calculating how much they’ll get from their divorce settlements
…hey, any woman who tolerates Bill has to have a screw loose.
@6 – I’ll never be able to look at Lucy Lawless the same way ever again, you bastard!
…each vote comes with a cigar.
… they prefer that “special place in hell”.
…they’re not sexist.
Oops. Am I schmeil or schmazal today?
… they’re looking for a party with a big tent — they just don’t want their candidate to be wearing it.
…even liberal women feel sexier when the goodies promised are from a sugar daddy.
…the pain and suffering inflicted on men with a Hillary victory would eliminate using the childbirth agony card.
…her perfect record of unmitigated failure bodes poorly when picking whack jobs for Supreme Court.
… they’re not just a bunch of pretty faces?
Huh… turns out the reason women won’t vote for Hillary Clinton… is that liberal women are not quite as dopey as their voting record since passage of the 19th amendment indicates.