Something a little different today.
A random sentence on the internet (implying perfect truth value) says:
Everything has to be combined with Star Wars at some point.
If it’s not true. It should be. So…
Combine something with Star Wars
I’m starting with the Clinton Email Scandal Players, Hillary Fett and Loretta the Hutt
Also, Billacious Crumb.
Ill-Tempered Higher Education + Star Wars = Chewbaccalaureate
Star Trek + Star Wars = The Millennium Vulcan
“This is not the gross negligence you are looking for.”
– Obi Wan Comey –
Winner!!! No need to reply any further…
Bacon (or tuna, as you wish) to Damn Cat!
…”It’s a trap!” – any strategy the Republican leadership suggests…
Barry Obama + Star Wars = JarJar Binks…ca-way-zee…
“You may dispense with the pleasantries, Speaker Ryan. I am here to put you back on schedule.”
– Barack Hussein Obama
“I’m rather embarrassed, Mr. Trump, but it appears that you are to be the main course at an inauguration in my honor.”
– Hillary Clinton after the Presidential election
“One thing’s for sure, we’re all going to be a lot thinner.”
– American public during food shortages caused by liberal policies.
Plot twist: Trump is Hillary’s twin sister.
“Save me James Crony – you’re my only hope.”
– Princess Hillary –
Yes – I’ll be calling him James Crony from this day forward.
…“So this is how liberty dies…with thunderous applause.”- either upcoming party convention…
“Who’s the more foolish; the fool, or the fool who follows him?”
– Trump during the convention speaking on Dems and their loyal base
“That’s no moon.”
– Barack when Michelle bends over
“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. …We must be cautious.”
– Conservative news anchors reporting from the Dem convetion
“So what I told you was true… from a certain point of view.”
– Hillary when asked why she broke campaign promises
“Me-sa thinks ‘jobs’ is un 3 letter word.”
-JoeJoe Biden
“He certainly has courage.” “…Yeah, but what good is that if he gets himself killed?”
– What Ron Brown’s friends said after Ron said he was willing to make a deal with prosecutors.
“Join me on the Dark Side, Loretta”
~Emperor SlickWilly to AG Lynch while ostensibly discussing grandchildren and golf~
Barry, I am your father!
-Frank Marshall Davis