Straight Line of the Day: Canada Will Officially Apologize for… Posted by Harvey on 15 July 2016, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Canada will officially apologize for…
Canada will officially apologize for… leaving the seat up. cold fronts not joining the US when they had the chance. Reply to this comment
… instituting Shariah Twain. … turning the RCMPs into the PharsiMPs. … inspiring Germany to elect Merkel J. Fox. … the weak plagiarism of their gun-carriers’ motto, “Molson Labe.” … everyone named Trudeau. Reply to this comment
…holding the lawyer, Francis Scott Key, against his will on the HMS Tonnant while they laid siege to Baltimore and Fort McHenry. Reply to this comment
… that time it missed child support payment for Niagara Falls. (Also, for letting it develop cataracts.) Reply to this comment
Canada will officially apologize for… …harboring draft dodgers. … using The Force to convince the weak-minded in the U.S.A. that their healthcare system is awesome. …everything but SCTV and the New Red Green Show. Reply to this comment
…being so loony, aye.
Canada will officially apologize for…
being Canada.
Canada will officially apologize for…
Michael J Fox and William Shatner
…using the word bacon for something that is clearly not bacon.
…the Dead Trolls. https://youtu.be/o7jlFZhprU4
…making our neighbors to the south look bad.
…Jim Carrey and Justin Bieber…
Canada will officially apologize for…
not officially apologizing sooner.
Canada will officially apologize for…
leaving the seat up.
cold fronts
not joining the US when they had the chance.
… instituting Shariah Twain.
… turning the RCMPs into the PharsiMPs.
… inspiring Germany to elect Merkel J. Fox.
… the weak plagiarism of their gun-carriers’ motto, “Molson Labe.”
… everyone named Trudeau.
. . . its failure to exterminate the residents of Quebec.
…holding the lawyer, Francis Scott Key, against his will on the HMS Tonnant while they laid siege to Baltimore and Fort McHenry.
…the tenor of their political correctness…
Canada Will Officially Apologize for…Terence and Philip
Canada Will Officially Apologize for…Anne Murray
and her propaganda song “UN Needed Me”
Canada Will Officially Apologize for…poutine
… that time it missed child support payment for Niagara Falls.
(Also, for letting it develop cataracts.)
Canada will officially apologize for…
…harboring draft dodgers.
… using The Force to convince the weak-minded in the U.S.A. that their healthcare system is awesome.
…everything but SCTV and the New Red Green Show.
Red Green Rocks! Also, Coach’s Corner!
Criticizing Americans for saying “Huh?” eh?
… not burning the White House again.
Cheers