Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Shocking new poll reveals that Hillary Clinton is still more popular than…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Shocking new poll reveals that Hillary Clinton is still more popular than…
Shocking new poll reveals that Hillary Clinton is still more popular than…
death, but it is within the margin or error.
…Milli Vanilli
…New Coke
…1974 Pinto
…Joanie love Chachi.
Shocking new poll reveals that Hillary Clinton is still more popular than…
the WNBA
Gigli
Mohammed cakes
…sharp sticks in eyes (but just barely)…
. . . the zika virus
. . . Charles Manson
Shocking new poll reveals that Hillary Clinton is still more popular than…
a dose of the clap.
getting your finger caught in a closing car door.
fruit cake
the feeling you get when you find you are $50 short for the hooker and blow you just enjoyed.
…warm Mayonnaise.
…with that dry scüm on the top.
…junk muskets owned by ex wives and current BLM members.
…Hillary Clinton talking.
…flame thrower tanning salons.
…piranha and habanero enemas.
…Satan and Hitler – though still less popular than Satan OR Hitler.
Depends who you ask….
among her voters, she’s 1000 times more popular than working. Hmmm, I wonder if there’s a connection?
STD’s
toenail fungus
.. her books. At least she can be sold.
Chilling thought: Hillary narrating her own audio book. [cringe]
I believe that would be outlawed by the Geneva Convention.
And both are made of 100% recycled pulp.
Shocking new poll reveals that Hillary Clinton is still more popular than…
Rickets
Scurvy
a colonoscopy
Actually, the colonoscopy itself is no problem. It’s the preparation for it.
Harpies, she’s more popular than harpies…or was that herpes? I forget…but it’s one or the other.
I think that Hillary is less popular than either herpes or harpies, but more popular than harpies with herpes.
If you encounter a harpie with herpes is there a slim chance that you won’t get herpes?
Hillary IS a harpie with herpes. Thats why Bill never got herpes.
Shocking new poll reveals that Hillary Clinton is still more popular than…
… a musket to the junk.
… sub-dermal hematoma.
… sun-warmed New England Clam Chowder.
… S.I.D.S.
Shocking new poll reveals that Hillary Clinton is still more popular than…
… Anthrax!
Heartbreak of Psoriasis
Vogon poetry
…warm gin with a hair in it.
Kind of goes back to the old “who would you rather have a beer with?” Trump? not so much. Hillary? Yeesh can you name something creepier?
Shocking new poll reveals that Hillary Clinton is still more popular than…
… smallpox blankets.
… mud wrestling at a leper colony
…slathering honey on your nether regions and putting on a diaper full of fire ants -but only because people don’t realize that’s an option.
A vasectomy via weedwacker
Shocking new poll reveals that Hillary Clinton is still more popular than…
… sliding down a giant razor blade into a swimming pool filled with broken glass and lemon juice.
…Bubonic plague.
…Ebola.
…cleaning out your nose with a chain saw.
…self immolation, but not by much.
Shocking new poll reveals that Hillary Clinton is still more popular than…
a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!
But not a seasick Barackophile
…Flo from Progressive.