Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The best replacement for Nancy Pelosi as House Minority Leader…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The best replacement for Nancy Pelosi as House Minority Leader…
Shelia Jackson Lee. She’s crazier than a bedbug on a march hare in a carnival fun house.
The best replacement for Nancy Pelosi as House Minority Leader…
A bobble head, screeching wooden duck decoy
…would be someone younger than her. That would narrow the choice pool down to about 300,000,000.
The best replacement for Nancy Pelosi as House Minority Leader…
well an empty chair seemed to work ok for the Presidency.
Tila Tequila
They got any transgendered Congresscritters hanging around?
…would be a blind, arthritic Chihuahua with incontinence issues…
. . . would be Melania Trump. Easy on the eyes, a nicer voice than Nancy Pelosi, and probably used to doing things that Donald asks her to.
John Boehner in drag.
Kayne West. To upstage and interrupt the SOTU speech.
Fidel Castro’s cold, lifeless corpse. (I just like typing that and knowing it’s true.)
The best replacement for Nancy Pelosi as House Minority Leader…
Jimmy Carter. Like Pelosi, he doesn’t know who or where he is, and may still be familiar with the nuances of destroying one’s own political party. Smooth transition of senility.
Alf (since his brother Tip O’Neill is no longer available)
…I’ve heard that Hillary is unemployed right now.
And apparently unemployable as well…
…an inanimate carbon rod.
…a duck. I hear she weighs the same as one.
…is a soiled diaper, since all politicians are full of excrement and should be changed often. In Nancy’s case, it may take a whole gross of them to ensure parity.
The best replacement for Nancy Pelosi as House Minority Leader…
… ME! For both looks and leadership
Why not?
They could do worse – and undoubtedly will.
Some people can be replaced by a computer. Pelosi could be replaced by the box it came in, which would not only be smarter, but easier on the ears and eyes.
I think you meant to say the “Botox” it came in.
…Colin Kaepernick’s jock strap. Used to losing and propping up commie nuts.
I don’t know what the BEST replacement for her would be, but I am confident that a brick would be BETTER.
Bonzo.
Raul Castro
A broken switch.
It’s about time the ‘minority leader’ was a minority!!!11!!11!
Celebrate Diversity!!11!!11!!
How about Kieth Ellison. Just think for the first time, the Democrats can have an African American Muslim, a former spokesman for the Nation of Islam, who has publicly voiced antisemitism, knowingly accepted campaign contributions from Islamic radicals who are front groups that openly support terrorism. A man who is a real testament to Democrat values. In fact his two decades worth of friendship to CAIR as well as openly suggesting that 9/11 was a pretext to war against Muslim nations convinces me that he is absolutely perfect to be the leader of the Democrat minority in Congress.