Scientific studies show that a slumbering volcano under the Italian city of Naples shows signs of “reawakening” and may be nearing a critical pressure point.
I hope it doesn’t blow. Partly for the safety of the Italians, partly to avoid every American journalist using it as a metaphor for the election.
I use it as a metaphor for most journalists, they blow.
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Pompeiiback is a bitch.
‘Scuse-a me, but you see, back in old Napoli that’s-a morte.
I blame Trump. Or Global Warming. Ah, the heck with it… Blame BOOOOOOSH!