[Submitted by Oppo, w/help from walruskkkch and DBDukes (High Praise!)]
(To the tune of “Still Crazy After All These Years“)
I saw an old loser
On TV last night
She seemed so mad, unseemly, I just smiled
And she talked about some odd things
Like she had too many beers;
Still Crazy After All These Years
I’m not the kind of man
who likes life socialized.
better off with the old familiar ways.
And I’m not tempted by the free stuff
You keep whispering in my ears;
Call me crazy after eight long years.
Four in the morning
Crapped out, droning
Wrong, but she lies away
I never watch her — Why should I?
Nothing of value to say
So I sit by my Windows
And I watch the carnage
Fearing she’ll do more damage one fine day
Yet she will not be convicted
By a jury of her peers:
Still Crazy After All These Years
Hmmm, While the line IS four in the morning making it be Three would have been a subtle dig at Hillary’s “3am” phone call ad from the campaign.
D’OH! Now we see it!
Or:
“Foreigners moaning . . . “
Three in the morning
no one is phoning
Tuna!
Harv, make note.
🙂
You remember the game “Poohsticks” from the Winnie The Pooh stories?
Same thing:
I fling out pooh, and others turn the DOS into gold.
Since there is no such thing, in reality, as a filibuster in the House, she should become a silent film star: Filibuster Cretin.
There’s no stoppin’ this cretin from talkin’
You’re gonna keep a hearin’
This crazy ***-talkin’ cretin.
Cretin! Cretin!
I think I’m gonna hurl cause of this cretin girl
Her mouth won’t stop
Spewin’ that Cretin Slop
Cretin! Cretin!
1-2-3-4
This Cretin gonna slop some more
4-5-6-7
Screachin’ cretin goin’ to eleven.
SO, she didn’t know “The song that never ends”?
“Nancy P.”
— Obama
You’re a dunce, you can jive, having Time repeat your lies,
See that, girl? Magazines, diggin’ the Nancy P.?
Fright Night and the bar is low
Looking out for a placebo
Where they play left music, giving everything
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Voters young, Democrats are high
With your bitter-wreck musings, everything is fine
We’re in the mood for a dunce
And if you seize their guns . . .
You are the Nancy P.:
“Jung-Un’s sweet,”
I.Q. of seventeen
Nancy P.,
Feel defeat
From the Trump routine
You’re a dunce, you can jive, you’ll never do time all your life
See that grrrl, watch the screen, diggin’ the Nancy P.
You want Dreamers, you turn ’em on
Leave cities burning and then you’re gone
Looking out for another, any one will do
We’re in the mood for a dunce
And if you get their guns . . .
You are the Nancy P.:
“Jung-Un’s sweet,”
I.Q. seventeen
Nancy P.,
Feel defeat
From the Trump routine
You’re a dunce, but you can thrive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch ’em scream, diggin’ the Nancy P.
Correction:
“You’re a dunce, you can jive, having Time repeat your lies”
Should be:
“You’re a dunce, you can jive, having Time offer lies”
What is this “Time” of which you speak? Is it fleeting? Has madness taken its toll?
Well, you can tell by the way I use my vote,
I’m a woman-man: no time to gloat
P****’s loud in a women’s forum,
I’ve been kicked around
Since Al was Gore
Against Alt-right. Mitt’s OK.
DU. look the other way.
We can cry and understand
The New York Times‘ effect on man.
Whether you’re a birther or whether you’re a mirther,
You’re sustaining a lie, sustaining a lie
Feel news breaking and everybody shaking,
Sustaining a lie, sustaining a lie
Aye, I, I, I’m sustaining a lie, sustaining a lie.
Aye, I, I, I’m sustaining a lie.
Well now, I got low and I get high,
And I can’t get ether, but I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes.
I’m the FBI, I can’t disclose
You know it’s all right. It’s OK.
I’d love to see another day.
We can try to understand
The New York Times’ effect on man.. . .
Okay, confession time. I thought Oppo’s poem was related to something Hillary read on TV one night. I never connected it to Pelosi.
I am so ashamed.
I’ve been inspired. Its brewing in my head. A complete parody of the Rocky Horror Picture show called The Donkey Horror Picture Show. I got the cast starting to flesh out
[Riff Raff] = Chuck Schumer as Rip Off
[Magenta] = Nancy Pelosi as #Metooah
[Columbia] – Hillary Clinton as Chappaqua
[Frank N Furter] = Barack Obama as Frank Lee Furtive
[The Narrator] = George Soros as The Paymaster
[The Guests] = Liberals as The Pests
[Eddie] = Ted Cruz as Teddy
[The Creature] = The Budget as The Creature/Budget
[Brad Majors] = Mitch McConnell as Bare Majority
[Janet Weiss] = Ann Coulter as Sue Me Twice
Got one song almost done
Let’s do the Time Warp again = Let’s let the TImes Warp it again. [To be posted soon]
(Rip Off) It’s astounding
When the Times is seething
Madness, it’s on a roll…
(#metooa) Ahh…
(Rip Off) Trump thinks he’s the Prez…
(#metooa) Not for very much longer…
(Rip Offf) We will keep control.
Remember, we’re letting the Times warp
Thinking and those columns will
turn opinion to suit me.
(Rip Off & #metooa) And the base hears us calling.
(Pests) Let’s see the Times Warp it again.
Let’s see the Times Warp it again.
(The Paymaster) We’ll make them jump to the left.
(Pest) Never go back to the right.
(The Paymaster) With our spin in the papers.
(Pest) It’ll Bring’em to their knees alright.
We’ll abuse the Public’s trust.
And drive the Donald insane.
Let’s let the Times Warp it again.
Let’s let the Times Warp it again.
(#metooa) It’s so dreamy
my fantasy sees me
The Speaker can be me
No one else at all.
In another edition
With partisan intention.
We’ll see Trump as he falls.
(Rip Off) With a bit of a seat flip…
(#metooa) Into Impeachment he’ll slip…
(Rip Off) And We’ll play the blame game.
(#metooa) to end the patriarchial sensation.
(Rip Offf) we’ll commit us some sedition.
(Pests) And let the Times Warp it again.
Let’s let the Times Warp again.
(Chappaqua) Well, I fell down walking to my big win.
but here’s what you must think
you have to blame it on those evil guys
who read my emails and raised a stink.
Which got me shook up
And it took me by surprise
Thought I wouldn’t get stuck
by their right wing lies
And the voters looked at me
And I felt a change
The Fix meant nothing
The White House won’t be mine again.
(Pests) But let’s let the Times Warp it again.
Let’s let the Times Warp it again.
(The Paymaster) We’ll push the country to the left.
(Pests) not let it go back to the right.
(The Paymaster) With anoonymous tips.
(Pests) Impeachemt prospects will look bright.
Because we gotta do what we must…
And Congress we will regain…
By
Letting the Times Warp it again.
Letting the Times Warp it again.
Letting the Times Warp it again
(CHappaqua) Ah! Oh! Wha happen’?…
Ahhhh.
(Pests) Let’s let the Times Warp it again.
Let’s let the Times Warp it again.
(The Paymaster) We’ll push the country to the left.
(Pests) not let it go back to the right.
(The Paymaster) With anoonymous tips.
(Pests) Impeachemt prospect will look bright.
Because we gotta do what we must…
And then Congress we will regain…
By
Letting the Times Warp it again.
Letting the Times Warp it again.
Letting the Times Warp it again
Scheduled for Monday at 2pm.
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