Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Thanks to genetic modification technology, humans will soon be able to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Thanks to genetic modification technology, humans will soon be able to…
modify their genes.
become Hillary Clinton, although they won’t be able to change back.
have the brains of George Clooney and the good looks of Stephen Hawking.
waste even more money than they do now.
… juggle with your life, play ducks and drakes with your very existence, run mitts over the pith of your marrow. Pull many a moribund unfortunate back from the very brink of Lazarus’s box. (No, it was Pandora’s box wasn’t it?) Well, anyway, these mitts have earned yours truly a lot of bread. So if you’ll just step through here I’ll slit you up a treat.
Man: What?
Surgeon: Mr. Notlob, there’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong.
… walk like an Egyptian.
Personally I can’t walk like an Egyptian because I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese…I really think so.
No sex? No Drugs? No Wine? No Women?
No fun.
You are one psycho lone ranger ain’t ya?
Either that or I live in Iran.
…stray cat strut.
… Give. My. Creation. LIFE!
Thanks to genetic modification technology, humans will soon be able to…
still screw things up royally.
Thanks to genetic modification technology, humans will soon be able to…
be…well, Aliens.
Or ill aliens.
Thanks to genetic modification technology, humans will soon be able to…
handle climate change.
Thanks to genetic modification technology, humans will soon be able to…
be me.
…identify aliens using a simple pair of sunglasses…
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…solve the impending Social Security and Medicare meltdowns by implementing “Carrousel”…
Jenny Agutter…sigh
…experience all 87 genders.
Vote; without seeking the advice from Russian hackers.
So they are all going to turn into white males?
Have their cake and eat it too.
…waste even more time on social media.
…use the word “Uranus” without giggling.
Lick their elbows
Reach the high notes of the Star Spangled Banner.
Fall down and miss the ground.
Thanks to genetic modification technology, humans will soon be able to…
cut down the mightiest tree in the forest, with a herring.
Thanks to genetic modification technology, humans will soon be able to…
dream the impossible dream.
Thanks to genetic modification technology, humans will soon be able to…
kiss their own A** goodbye…literally.
Thanks to genetic modification technology, humans will soon be able to…
make the distinction between literally and figuratively.