After holding the job for 17 years, a teacher in New Mexico admits that he couldn’t actually read or write.
Let me guess: liberals will now protest discrimination against the “differently literate”. Will we have to bake a cake for him, too? And does it matter what it says on top?
I think that comes under the ‘Hire the Handicapped’ guideline. Whenever I am scolded for parking in a handicapped zone, I tell them that “illiteracy is a handicap.”
A metaphor for those who we hire to make laws.
He can talk so one of three is .333 and that will get you into the Hall of Fame.
Goodbye Mrs. Bush. Glad you got to see your Astros win big before you left.
oops. I meant to put this in the ONT.