Straight Line of the Day: Kamala Harris Is Giving Relationship Advice. Such As …

Kamala Harris offers relationship advice
LEX18 News | 12/26/2025

During an appearance on the “Rich Little Brokegirls” podcast, former Vice President Kamala Harris offered up some advice for single people looking to meet a partner:

“There are different phases in your life. Depending on what phase you’re in, maybe you’re going to choose that you want to have that kind of Friday night relationship or you want that Sunday morning relationship…be in those phases where you are having fun. Be in those phases where you have a sense of I just want something more.”

News I Can Use

I just found out that Finland’s prime minister is called Orpo.

Prime Minister Petteri Orpo.

Finallyland, all the pieces are in place! But how can I use this to make a buck?

Oh, and Happy New Year.

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P.S.: Maybe I can get a shipbuilding contract:

America Turns to Finland for Icebreakers It Struggles to Build at Home
gCaptain | December 30, 2025 | Paul Morgan

The United States just signed contracts for Finland to build American warships, a stark admission that the world’s most powerful navy can no longer construct the specialized vessels it desperately needs.

Walrus Hasn’t Gone on Vacation Yet

Just sayin’.

But he is into one-upmanship.

Wilmington native faces several charges following hotel incident
Port City Daily | 12/29/2025 | Emily Sawaked

A 33-year-old Wilmington man was reported to be unclothed and causing damage to hotel property; he was also reported approaching hotel guests in the lobby. Police located him in a nearby wooded area, where he ran into a retention pond. The suspect was noted to have kicked an officer during the arrest.

Paying for Fraud

Here’s how it works:

The government focuses on some noble-sounding cause, and creates a bloated bureaucracy to address it forever.

Myriad non-profit organizations are created to address the same problem.

The government gives preferential and favored treatment to the non-profits, ahead of individual citizens.

The non-profits use government funding to give preferential treatment to certain individuals.

The individuals are naturally happy to be getting the preferential treatment.

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This works, because it would be too obvious if the government just gave preferential treatment to individuals. The middleman agencies disguise the obvious injustice.

And neither the bloated government agency nor the non-profits can ever be abolished, because of their noble-sounding cause. The cancer can never be excised.

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New NYC Law Gives Nonprofits a Leg up on Certain Property Purchases
planetcitizen.com | 12/28/25 | Diana Ionescu

Mission-driven groups will get an early chance to make offers on properties that can be rehabilitated and preserved as affordable.

The New York City Council passed a revised version of the Community Opportunity to Purchase Act (COPA), a law that gives certain nonprofits an early right to bid on available properties that could be rehabilitated and preserved as affordable housing.

As Jeanmarie Evelly explains in City Limits, the law “specifically targets buildings with poor conditions or where an affordability provision is expiring.” The law allows “qualified entities” to purchase properties, make repairs, and maintain affordable rents.

First introduced in 2020, the new version of the bill narrows the types of buildings that qualify under the law, exempts small properties with fewer than four apartments, and creates more specific criteria for the organizations that are eligible to make bids. When an eligible property is put up for sale, owners are required to notify a list of nonprofits, who have 25 days to notify the owner of an intent to purchase and 80 further days to make an offer.