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Babesleaga Group AM : Eva Renzi vs Ursula Andress

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Eva Renzi vs Ursula Andress

Eva Renzi (1-2-0 Pts. 107 Avg. 35.67)

  • Week 1 Defeated Jean Seberg 54-25
  • Week 2 Lost to Elke Sommer 26-56
  • Week 3 Lost to Sharon Tate 27-42

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Ursula Andress (3-0-0 Pts. 146 Avg. 48.67)

  • Week 1 Defeated Sharon Tate 48-44
  • Week 2 Defeated Mary Ure 58-24
  • Week 3 Defeated Dyan Cannon 40-28

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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 4 : Sharon Tate vs Tuesday Weld

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Sharon Tate vs Tuesday Weld

Sharon Tate (2-1-0 Pts. 150 Avg. 50.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Ursula Andress 44-48
  • Week 2 Defeated Jean Seberg 64-23
  • Week 3 Defeated Eva Renzi 42-27

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Tuesday Weld (2-1-0 Pts. 153 Avg. 51.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Elke Sommer 44-47
  • Week 2 Defeated Dyan Cannon 51-29
  • Week 3 Defeated Jean Seberg 58-12

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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 4 : Elke Sommer vs Dyan Cannon

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Elke Sommer vs Dyan Cannon

Elke Sommer (3-0-0 Pts. 161 Avg. 53.67)

  • Week 1 DefeatedTuesday Weld 47-44
  • Week 2 Defeated Eva Renzi 56-26
  • Week 3 Defeated Mary Ure 58-12

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Dyan Cannon (1-2-0 Pts. 114 Avg. 38.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Mary Ure 57-26
  • Week 2 Lost to Tuesday Weld 29-51
  • Week 3 Lost to Ursula Andress 28-40

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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 4 : Mary Ure vs Jean Seberg

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Mary Ure vs Jean Seberg

Mary Ure (0-3-0 Pts. 62 Avg. 20.67)

  • Week 1 Lost to Dyan Cannon 26-57
  • Week 2 Lost to Ursula Andress 24-58
  • Week 3 Lost to Elke Sommer 12-58

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Jean Seberg (0-3-0 Pts. 60 Avg. 20.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Eva Renzi 25-54
  • Week 2 Lost to Sharon Tate 23-64
  • Week 3 Lost to Tuesday Weld 12-58

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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 3 : Results and Standings

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Week 3 is in the books.

Results

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Standings

ContestantRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Elke Sommer3 – 0 – 016153.678553.67 – 28.33
Ursula Andress3 – 0 – 014648.679648.67 – 32.00
Tuesday Weld2 – 1 – 015351.008851.00 – 29.33
Sharon Tate2 – 1 – 015050.009850.00 – 32.67
Dyan Cannon1 – 2 – 011438.0011738.00 – 39.00
Eva Renzi1 – 2 – 010735.6712335.67 – 41.00
Mary Ure0 – 3 – 06220.6717320.67 – 57.67
Jean Seberg0 – 3 – 06020.0017620.00 – 58.67

Week 4

  • 10:00 am Mary Ure vs Jean Seberg
  • 2:00 pm Elke Sommer vs Dyan Cannon
  • 6:00 pm Sharon Tate vs Tuesday Weld
  • 8:00 pm Eva Renzi vs Ursula Andress

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

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“Knock, knock Mr. Walrus.”

“Who’s there?”

“Cartoons and Memes.”

“Cartoons and Memes who”

“Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special, who did you thnk it was?”

Winners

2.

3.

This week.

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 5/15/2026 : New Matches for 5/22/2026

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Keeping it classy guys.

Results from 5/22/2026

(14) Tania MalletNo PreferenceMartine Beswick
137056

(5) Daniela BianchiNo PreferenceNadja Regin
152216

New Matches for 5/22/2026

Match 1

Margaret Nolan (Dink) vs Zena Marshall (Miss Taro)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Margaret Nolan2 – 4 – 0600 – 4 – 646
Dink

Actress:Margaret Nolan
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

Margaret Nolan played the Golden Girl in the title sequence and the pre-release advertising for Goldfinger. However, the producers eventually choose Shirley Eaton to play Jill Masterson, and Nolan was given the much smaller role of the pool-side masseuse Dink. Dink is shown massaging Bond, but has to leave when Felix Leiter arrives for some “man’s talk.”

Margaret Nolan

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Zena Marshall1 – 5 – 0414 – 7 – 739
Miss Taro

Actress:Zena Marshall
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Dr. No (1962)

Synopsis:

Miss Taro was a spy working for the villainous Dr. No. She got herself a job at government house in Kingston, Jamaica, so that she could steal secret files detailing Dr. No and Crab Key Island. She invited Bond to her house for dinner, where she laid a trap for his assassination. However, Bond smelled something was fishy and got his men to arrest Miss Taro so he could lay a trap for the assassin.

Zena Marshall

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Match 2

(13) Claudine Auger (Domino Derval) vs Eunice Gayson (Sylvia Trench)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(13) Claudine Auger4 – 2 – 0765 – 8 – 457
Domino Derval

Actress:Claudine Auger
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Domino Derval was the mistress of SPECTRE agent Emilio Largo. Bond discovers that Largo had killed Domino’s brother, and thinks he can use that fact to get her on his side. They meet underwater as Bond untraps Domino’s flipper from the coral, and Bond manages to convince her to plot against Largo.

Claudine Auger

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Eunice Gayson3 – 3 – 0396 – 27 – 612
Sylvia Trench

Actress:Eunice Gayson
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Dr. No (1962)
From Russia With Love (1963)

Synopsis:

Sylvia Trench introduced herself in the opening scene of Dr. No as “Trench. Sylvia Trench”, which Bond then mimicked with his now trademark “Bond. James Bond”. Trench was Bond’s girlfriend for the first two films, with a running joke that Bond was called away on a mission just as things were heating up.

Eunice Grayson

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Cartoons and Memes

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“Hop in Mr. Walrus. Time for a ride.”

“Great, I’ll get in the back.”

“Why not ride up front?”

“More room in the back.”

“For what?”

“Errr, stuff?”

“Silly boy.”

Winner

10.

This week.

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

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Bond Girlathon Wednesday : New Matches for 5/20/2026

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We are back in business, time to get naughty.

Matches for 5/20/2026

Match 1

Gloria Hendry (Rosie Carver) vs Berenice Marlohe (Severine)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Gloria Hendry1 – 5 – 0177 – 21 – 1048
Rosie Carver

Actress:Gloria Hendry
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Live and Let Die (1973)

Synopsis:

Rosie Carver was an inept and incompetent double agent, working for the CIA and for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She checked into Bond’s hotel room as Mrs. Bond, and said she would take him to the spot where Bains, another MI6 agent, was killed. While picnicking near the area, Bond confronts Rosie, revealing that he knows she is working for Kanaga. Bond threatens to kill her, and Rosie runs away, only to be killed by a hidden gun in one of Kanaga’s scarecrows.

Gloria Hendry

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Berenice Marlohe1 – 6 – 0430 – 17 – 881
Sévérine

Actress:Bérénice Marlohe
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:Skyfall (2012)

Synopsis:

Sévérine was a captive of Raoul Silva’s, who had taken her out of the Macau sex trade at a young age. Bond met Sévérine at a casino and convinced her that he could kill Silva and let her go free if she helped him out. After killing her bodyguards, Bond managed to escape the casino and travelled with Sévérine to Silva’s private Island. The pair were caught, and for her betrayal, Silva placed a glass of Scotch on Sévérine’s head and asked Bond to shoot it off. Bond purposefully missed, but Silva shot her in the head anyway, killing her and knocking off the Scotch. Bond coldly commented that it was a waste of good Scotch.

Berenice Marlohe

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Match 2

(7) Britt Ekland (Mary Goodnight) vs (8) Jane Seymour (Solitaire)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(7) Britt Ekland6 – 1 – 01199 – 14 – 368
Mary Goodnight

Actress:Britt Ekland
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Mary Goodnight was Bond’s assistant in Hong Kong, and previously his secretary in London. She helps Bond to locate Miss Anders, the girlfriend of hitman Scaramanga. The two almost spend the night together on multiple occasions, and at one point Goodnight is embarrassingly shoved into a cupboard when Miss Anders pays Bond a surprise visit. Goodnight is eventually kidnapped by Scaramanga, but after Bond kills him, Goodnight helps Bond escape his Island.

Britt Ekland

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(8) Jane Seymour5 – 2 – 01131 – 6 – 716
Solitaire

Actress:Jane Seymour
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Live and Let Die (1973)

Synopsis:

Solitaire was a psychic tarot card reader working for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She predicted the movements of James Bond and other men who posed a threat to their operations. Solitaire was practically imprisoned by Kananga as he knew that, like her mother, she would lose her psychic gift if she were to make love. When first meeting Bond, Solitaire drew the lovers card, predicting the fate of her and Bond. Indeed, Solitaire soon lost her powers, and became a target of Kananga’s wrath.

Jane Seymour

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Bond Girlathon Wednesday Update

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I believe I have it figured out and after the next two weeks all contestants will have 8 matches played. I have deleted the second match of those that played each other twice. I trust my math is correct. Now I just have to work out the schedule moving forward for the remaining matches.

Schedule

5/20/2026

Match 1

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Gloria Hendry1 – 5 – 0177 – 21 1048

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Berenice Marlohe1 – 6 – 0430 – 17 – 881

Match 2

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Britt Ekland6 – 1 – 01199 – 14 – 368

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Jane Seymour5 – 2 – 01131 – 6 – 716

5/27/2026

Match 1

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Gemma Arterton7 – 0 – 01052 – 7 – 436

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Tonia Sotiropoulou2 – 5 – 0603 – 16 – 757

Match 2

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Lea Seydoux4 – 3 – 0869 – 9 – 532

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Diana Rigg7 – 0 – 01394 – 7 – 370

Match 3

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Catherine Schell3 – 4 – 0638 – 15 – 935

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 3 : Jean Seberg vs Tuesday Weld

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Jean Seberg vs Tuesday Weld

Jean Seberg (0-2-0 Pts. 48 Avg. 24.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Eva Renzi 25-54
  • Week 2 Lost to Sharon Tate 23-64

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Tuesday Weld (1-1-0 Pts. 95 Avg. 47.50)

  • Week 1 Lost to Elke Sommer 44-47
  • Week 2 Defeated Dyan Cannon 51-29

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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 3 : Dyan Cannon vs Ursula Andress

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Dyan Cannon vs Ursula Andress

Dyan Cannon (1-1-0 Pts. 86 Avg. 43.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Mary Ure 57-26
  • Week 2 Lost to Tuesday Weld 29-51

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Ursula Andress (2-0-0 Pts. 106 Avg. 53.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Sharon Tate 48-44
  • Week 2 Defeated Mary Ure 58-24

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