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Markie Post vs Teri Garr
Markie Post (4-0-0 Pts. 229 Avg. 57.25)
VS
Teri Garr (3-1-0 Pts. 191 Avg. 47.75)
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Kelly Preston vs Goldie Hawn
Kelly Preston (1-3-0 Pts. 138 Avg. 34.50)
VS
Goldie Hawn (1-3-0 Pts. 142 Avg. 35.50)
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Geena Davis vs Heather Thomas
Geena Davis (0-4-0 Pts. 147 Avg. 36.75)
VS
Heather Thomas (3-1-0 Pts. 203 Avg. 50.75)
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We make the down and head down the stretch.
Results
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Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Markie Post | 4 – 0 – 0 | 229 | 57.25 | 139 | 57.25 – 34.75 |
| Heather Thomas | 3 – 1 – 0 | 203 | 50.75 | 137 | 50.75 – 34.25 |
| Teri Garr | 3 – 1 – 0 | 191 | 47.75 | 154 | 47.75 – 38.50 |
| Morgan Fairchild | 2 – 2 – 0 | 194 | 43.00 | 176 | 48.50 – 44.00 |
| Sela Ward | 2 – 2 – 0 | 172 | 48.50 | 188 | 43.00 – 47.00 |
| Goldie Hawn | 1 – 3 – 0 | 142 | 35.50 | 213 | 35.50 – 53.25 |
| Kelly Preston | 1 – 3 – 0 | 138 | 34.50 | 204 | 34.50 – 51.00 |
| Geena Davis | 0 – 4 – 0 | 147 | 36.75 | 205 | 36.75 – 51.25 |
Week 5
So this is where the interns hang out. Pretty sweet. Whatever happened to my application?
Results from 7/24/2026
| Aliza Gur | No Preference | Nadja Regin |
|---|---|---|
| 72 | 5 | 42 |
| Margaret Nolan | No Preference | Martine Beswick |
|---|---|---|
| 83 | 1 | 47 |
New Matches for 7/31/2026
Match 1
(13) Claudine Auger (Domino Derval) vs (5) Daniela Bianchi (Tatiana Romanova)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (13) Claudine Auger | 5 – 2 – 0 | 904 – 9 – 484 |
Actress: Claudine Auger Nationality: French Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Domino Derval was the mistress of SPECTRE agent Emilio Largo. Bond discovers that Largo had killed Domino’s brother, and thinks he can use that fact to get her on his side. They meet underwater as Bond untraps Domino’s flipper from the coral, and Bond manages to convince her to plot against Largo.
Claudine Auger
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (5) Daniela Bianchi | 7 – 0 – 0 | 1041 – 15 – 294 |
Actress: Daniela Bianchi Nationality: Italian Bond Movie: From Russia With Love (1963) Synopsis:
Tatiana Romanova worked for the Soviet Embassy in Istanbul, and was coerced by the deadly Rosa Klebb into a mission to seduce James Bond and (unknowingly) lead him to his death. She helped Bond steal a Lektor decoding machine, and the pair escaped on the Orient Express train. After a failed assassination attempt by henchman Red Grant, Klebb tried to personally kill Bond, but Tatiana’s loyalty to Bond won out.
Daniela Bianchi
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Luciana Paluzzi (Fiona Volpe) vs Zena Marshall (Miss Taro)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Luciana Paluzzi | 3 – 4 – 0 | 597 – 10 – 813 |
Actress: Luciana Paluzzi Nationality: Italian Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Fiona Volpe was the archtypical Bond henchwoman, with the task of seducing men into traps. She was feisty and more competent than many of the henchmen in the Bond films. She met her end while dancing with Bond; a henchman tried to shoot Bond in the back, but he quickly spun round and the bullet killed Fiona instead.
Luciana Paluzzi
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Zena Marshall | 1 – 6 – 0 | 455 – 7 – 857 |
Actress: Zena Marshall Nationality: English Bond Movie: Dr. No (1962) Synopsis:
Miss Taro was a spy working for the villainous Dr. No. She got herself a job at government house in Kingston, Jamaica, so that she could steal secret files detailing Dr. No and Crab Key Island. She invited Bond to her house for dinner, where she laid a trap for his assassination. However, Bond smelled something was fishy and got his men to arrest Miss Taro so he could lay a trap for the assassin.
Zena Marshall
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What a surprise, we got the sidewalls back! But for how long? The world wonders.
Results from 7/22/2026
| (10) Lea Seydoux | No Preference | Fiona Fullerton |
|---|---|---|
| 177 | 1 | 26 |
| Tonia Sotiropoulou | No Preference | Maryam d’Abo |
|---|---|---|
| 108 | 0 | 85 |
New Matches for 7/29/2026
Berenice Marlohe (Severine) vs Kell Tyler (Linda)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Berenice Marlohe | 2 – 6 – 0 | 590 – 20 – 907 |
Actress: Bérénice Marlohe Nationality: French Bond Movie: Skyfall (2012) Synopsis:
Sévérine was a captive of Raoul Silva’s, who had taken her out of the Macau sex trade at a young age. Bond met Sévérine at a casino and convinced her that he could kill Silva and let her go free if she helped him out. After killing her bodyguards, Bond managed to escape the casino and travelled with Sévérine to Silva’s private Island. The pair were caught, and for her betrayal, Silva placed a glass of Scotch on Sévérine’s head and asked Bond to shoot it off. Bond purposefully missed, but Silva shot her in the head anyway, killing her and knocking off the Scotch. Bond coldly commented that it was a waste of good Scotch.
Berenice Marlohe
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Kell Tyler | 2 – 6 – 0 | 655 – 22 – 1081 |
Actress: Kell Tyler Nationality: American Bond Movie: The Living Daylights (1987) Synopsis:
A lady of leisure, Linda was aboard her boat complaining on the phone to a friend. “It’s all so boring here Margo, there’s nothing but playboys and tennis pros. Ugh, if only I could find a real man.” At which point, Bond landed his holey and smoldering parachute on the yacht, hung up her phone and dialled exercise control. He said he would report in an hour, until Linda held up a glass of champagne, then he changed his mind to 2 hours.
Kell Tyler
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(4) Gemma Arterton (Strawberry Fields) vs (13) Carey Lowell (Pam Bouvier)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (4) Gemma Arterton | 8 – 0 – 0 | 1200 – 8 – 478 |
Actress: Gemma Arterton Nationality: English Bond Movie: Quantum of Solace (2008) Synopsis:
Strawberry Fields was an MI6 office worker in Bolivia at the British consulate. She was tasked with ensuring that James Bond flew back home, but she ultimately failed. She spent the night with Bond and went with him to Dominic Greene’s fundraiser, helping him escape by tripping one of Green’s henchmen. Greene got his revenge by leaving her dead on Bond’s bed, covered in oil from head to toe, in a throwback to Jill Masterson from Goldfinger.
Gemma Arterton
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (13) Carey Lowell | 6 – 2 – 0 | 1107 – 12 – 722 |
Actress: Carey Lowell Nationality: American Bond Movie: Licence to Kill (1989) Synopsis:
Pam Bouvier was a CIA freelancer pilot, and an informant against drug baron Franz Sanchez. Bond found her name on an informant list along with the time and place of her next meeting. He met her at a bar and escaped with her after Sanchez’s henchman Dario showed up. Pam then flew Bond to Isthmus City to find Sanchez, and became his executive secretary as a cover.
Carey Lowell
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Morgan Fairchild vs Geena Davis
Morgan Fairchild (1-2-0 Pts. 133 Avg. 44.33)
VS
Geena Davis (0-3-0 Pts. 115 Avg. 38.33)
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Goldie Hawn vs Heather Thomas
Goldie Hawn (1-2-0 Pts. 112 Avg. 37.33)
VS
Heather Thomas (2-1-0 Pts. 142 Avg. 47.33)
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Teri Garr vs Kelly Preston
Teri Garr (2-1-0 Pts. 130 Avg. 43.33)
VS
Kelly Preston (1-2-0 Pts. 112 Avg. 37.33)
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Sela Ward vs Markie Post
Sela Ward (2-1-0 Pts. 136 Avg. 45.33)
VS
Markie Post (3-0-0 Pts. 176 Avg. 58.67)
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We are back after a short, forced hiatus. So let us see where we stand.
Results
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Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Markie Post | 3 – 0 – 0 | 176 | 58.67 | 103 | 58.67 – 34.33 |
| Heather Thomas | 2 – 1 – 0 | 142 | 47.33 | 107 | 47.33 – 35.67 |
| Sela Ward | 2 – 1 – 0 | 136 | 45.33 | 135 | 45.33 – 45.00 |
| Teri Garr | 2 – 1 – 0 | 130 | 43.33 | 128 | 43.33 – 42.67 |
| Morgan Fairchild | 1 – 2 – 0 | 133 | 44.33 | 144 | 44.33 – 48.00 |
| Kelly Preston | 1 – 2 – 0 | 112 | 37.33 | 142 | 37.33 – 47.33 |
| Goldie Hawn | 1 – 2 – 0 | 112 | 37.33 | 152 | 37.33 – 50.67 |
| Geena Davis | 0 – 3 – 0 | 115 | 38.33 | 144 | 38.33 – 48.00 |
Week 4
