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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 5/29/2026 : New Matches for 6/5/2026

Looks like I’m pulling double duty this week.
Results from 5/29/2026
| (9) Lana Wood | No Preference | Luciana Paluzzi |
|---|---|---|
| 144 | 1 | 28 |
| Mary Guy Mitsouko | No Preference | Trina Parks |
|---|---|---|
| 154 | 0 | 12 |
New Matches for 6/5/2026
Match 1
Mie Hama (Kissy Suzuki) vs Denise Perrier (Marie)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Mie Hama | 0 – 6 – 0 | 246 – 6 – 987 |

Actress: Mie Hama Nationality: Japanese Bond Movie: You Only Live Twice (1967) Synopsis:
Kissy Suzuki was a ninja working for the head of the Japanese secret service, Tiger Tanaka. She had a mock wedding with James Bond, who underwent surgery to disguise himself as a Japanese fisherman, so that the pair could explore a quiet village without being noticed.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Denise Perrier | 1 – 5 – 0 | 242 – 33 – 757 |

Actress: Denise Perrier Nationality: French Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
As Bond seeks out Blofeld to get revenge for the death of his wife, the trail leads him from Tokyo to Cairo, where he interrogates a gambler about Blofeld’s whereabouts. “Marie… ask.. Marie.” Bond finds Marie, who asks “Is there something I can do for you?” Bond replies with “There’s something I’d like you to get off your chest”, and then removes her Bra and begins to strangle her with it.He gets the information he wants and pursues the lead.

Match 2
Akiko Wakabayashi (Aki) vs (16) Izabella Scorupco (Natalya Simonova)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Akiko Wakabayashi | 1 – 5 – 0 | 367 – 8 – 778 |

Actress: Akiko Wakabayashi Nationality: Japanese Bond Movie: You Only Live Twice (1967) Synopsis:
Aki was a senior agent of the Japanese secret service, working directly under its leader Tiger Tanaka. She was confident and independent, and tricked Bond into walking over a trap door, which catapulted him down a steel slide leading to Tanaka’s office. She drove a Toyota 2000GT and saved Bond’s life on many occasions. Mid way though the film, an assassin tried to poison Bond, but Aki was poisoned by mistake.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (16) Izabella Scorupco | 4 – 2 – 0 | 706 – 5 – 465 |

Actress: Izabella Scorupco Nationality: Polish-Swedish Bond Movie: Goldeneye (1995) Synopsis:
Natalya Simonova was a programmer working at a Russian Space Control Centre along with Boris Grishenko. Xenia Onatopp and General Ourumov staged a test drill in the centre, and after getting the launch keys, Onatopp shot everyone in sight. Natalya managed to escape, and made contact with Boris over the Internet. Unfortunately, Boris was a traitor working with Onatopp, and Natalya was captured.After she escaped a near death experience with Bond, the two paired up, and Natalya’s computer skills helped Bond overcome the traitors.

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Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 5/27/2026 : New Matches for 6/3/2026

Well looky here, we got all the matches straightened out and we move on confidently to round 9 matches. Whew!
Results from 5/27/2026
| (4) Gemma Arterton | No Preference | Tonia Sotiropoulou |
|---|---|---|
| 148 | 1 | 42 |
| (2) Diana Rigg | No Preference | (10) Lea Seydoux |
|---|---|---|
| 122 | 1 | 93 |
| Catherine Schell | No Preference | Gloria Hendry |
|---|---|---|
| 147 | 0 | 28 |
New Matches for 6/3/2027
Match 1
(2) Diana Rigg (Teresa di Vicenzo) vs Carmen du Sautoy (Saida)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (2) Diana Rigg | 8 – 0 – 0 | 1516 – 8 – 463 |

Actress: Diana Rigg Nationality: English Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
Contessa Teresa di Vicenzo was the most important girl in Bond’s life, becoming Mrs Tracy Bond by the end of the film. Starting out troubled and suicidal, Tracy was rescued by Bond, who gradually fell in love with her. At their wedding, Bond vowed that they would have all the time in the world together. In a tragic twist of irony, Tracy was assassinated by Ernst Stavro Blofeld as the pair were stopped at a roadside to remove the flowers from their car.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Carmen du Sautoy | 1 – 7 – 0 | 314 – 29 – 1248 |

Actress: Carmen du Sautoy Nationality: English Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Saida was a Lebanese belly dancer, and the ex-lover of agent 002, Bill Fairbanks. When Fairbanks is found dead, Bond visits Saida to find out what happened. Saida mentions that she found the bullet that killed Fairbanks and now uses it as a lucky charm belly button. Bond tries to casually steal the bullet, but after getting hit on the back by the club bouncer, he swallows it by mistake.

Match 2
Francoise Therry (Chew Mee) vs (15) Maude Adams (Andrea Anders, Octopussy)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Francoise Therry | 2 – 6 – 0 | 334 – 13 – 1139 |

Actress: Francoise Therry Nationality: French Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Chew Mee was a mistress of businessman Hai Fat. While visiting Hai Fat, Bond first saw sight of her while she was swimming naked in the palaces’ pool. Bond asked how the water was, and Chew Mee responded that he should come in and find out. Chew Mee had only a brief appearance, and Bond didn’t make it into the pool.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (15) Maud Adams | 6 – 2 – 0 | 1175 – 10 – 622 |


Actress: Maud Adams Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Miss Anders was the girlfriend of Francisco Scaramanga, the $1 million a shot assassin, the man with the golden gun. She sent a golden bullet to MI6 with 007 engraved on the side, so that it would be thought that Scaramanga had Bond on his hit list. Miss Anders was hoping that Bond would respond to the threat and kill Scaramanga, freeing her from his possession. However, Scaramanga learnt of her betrayal and shot her through the heart.
Actress: Maud Adams Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: Octopussy (1983) Synopsis:
Octopussy ran an all-women floating island, the girls of which were acrobats for a circus that was a front for a jewellery smuggling operation. She was a partner in crime with Kamal Khan, who stole the jewellery for himself and tried to kill Octopussy. Octopussy saved Bond’s life, and Bond repaid the debt by saving hers. After killing Khan, Bond and Octopussy sail into the sunset, with the acrobat girls rowing for them.

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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 5 : Eva Renzi vs Mary Ure
Good night.
Eva Renzi vs Mary Ure
Eva Renzi (1-3-0 Pts. 144 Avg. 36.00)
- Week 1 Defeated Jean Seberg 54-25
- Week 2 Lost to Elke Sommer 26-56
- Week 3 Lost to Sharon Tate 27-42
- Week 4 Lost to Ursula Andress 37-41

VS
Mary Ure (0-4-0 Pts. 86 Avg. 21.50)
- Week 1 Lost to Dyan Cannon 26-57
- Week 2 Lost to Ursula Andress 24-58
- Week 3 Lost to Elke Sommer 12-58
- Week 4 Lost to Jean Seberg 24-27

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 5 : Jean Seberg vs Elke Sommer
Good evening.
Jean Seberg vs Elke Sommer
Jean Seberg (1-3-0 Pts. 87 Avg. 21.75)
- Week 1 Lost to Eva Renzi 25-54
- Week 2 Lost to Sharon Tate 23-64
- Week 3 Lost to Tuesday Weld 12-58
- Week 4 Defeated Mary Ure 27-24

VS
Elke Sommer (4-0-0 Pts. 216 Avg. 54.00)
- Week 1 DefeatedTuesday Weld 47-44
- Week 2 Defeated Eva Renzi 56-26
- Week 3 Defeated Mary Ure 58-12
- Week 4 Defeated Dyan Cannon 55-20

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 5 : Dyan Cannon vs Sharon Tate
Good afternoon.
Dyan Cannon vs Sharon Tate
Dyan Cannon (1-3-0 Pts. 134 Avg. 33.50)
- Week 1 Defeated Mary Ure 57-26
- Week 2 Lost to Tuesday Weld 29-51
- Week 3 Lost to Ursula Andress 28-40
- Week 4 Lost to Elke Sommer 20-55

VS
Sharon Tate (2-2-0 Pts. 177 Avg. 44.25)
- Week 1 Lost to Ursula Andress 44-48
- Week 2 Defeated Jean Seberg 64-23
- Week 3 Defeated Eva Renzi 42-27
- Week 4 Lost to Tuesday Weld 27-36

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 5 : Ursula Andress vs Tuesday Weld
Good morning.
Ursula Andress vs Tuesday Weld
Ursula Andress (4-0-0 Pts. 187 Avg. 46.75)
- Week 1 Defeated Sharon Tate 48-44
- Week 2 Defeated Mary Ure 58-24
- Week 3 Defeated Dyan Cannon 40-28
- Week 4 Defeated Eva Renzi 41-37

VS
Tuesday Weld (3-1-0 Pts. 189 Avg. 47.25)
- Week 1 Lost to Elke Sommer 44-47
- Week 2 Defeated Dyan Cannon 51-29
- Week 3 Defeated Jean Seberg 58-12
- Week 4 Defeated Sharon Tate 36-27

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 4 : Results and Standings
Already planning the next group, but let us get this one done first.
Results
Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Elke Sommer | 4 – 0 – 0 | 216 | 54.00 | 105 | 54.00 – 26.25 |
| Ursula Andress | 4 – 0 – 0 | 187 | 46.75 | 133 | 46.75 – 33.25 |
| Tuesday Weld | 3 – 1 – 0 | 189 | 47.25 | 115 | 47.25 – 28.75 |
| Sharon Tate | 2 – 2 – 0 | 177 | 44.25 | 134 | 44.25 – 33.50 |
| Eva Renzi | 1 – 3 – 0 | 144 | 36.00 | 164 | 36.00 – 41.00 |
| Dyan Cannon | 1 – 3 – 0 | 134 | 33.50 | 172 | 33.50 – 43.00 |
| Jean Seberg | 1 – 3 – 0 | 87 | 21.75 | 200 | 21.75 – 50.00 |
| Mary Ure | 0 – 4 – 0 | 86 | 21.50 | 200 | 21.50 – 50.00 |
Week 5
- 10:00 am Ursula Andress vs Tuesday Weld
- 2:00 pm Dyan Cannon vs Sharon Tate
- 6:00 pm Jean Seberg vs Elke Sommer
- 8:00 pm Eva Renzi vs Mary Ure
Saturday Night Hootenanny
Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

Hi boys. Mr. Walrus sez I can show you these if this post gets to bacon. So accept the challenge today.* All the memes are winners so you can get choice for choice.
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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 5/22/2026 : New Matches for 5/29/2026

I see fun on the horizon.
Results for 5/22/2026
| Margaret Nolan | No Preference | Zena Marshall |
|---|---|---|
| 118 | 0 | 41 |
| (13) Claudine Auger | No Preference | Eunice Gayson |
|---|---|---|
| 136 | 1 | 27 |
New Matches for 5/29/2026
Match 1
Luciana Paluzzi (Fiona Volpe) vs (9) Lana Wood (Plenty O’Toole)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Luciana Paluzzi | 3 – 3 – 0 | 569 – 9 – 669 |

Actress: Luciana Paluzzi Nationality: Italian Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Fiona Volpe was the archtypical Bond henchwoman, with the task of seducing men into traps. She was feisty and more competent than many of the henchmen in the Bond films. She met her end while dancing with Bond; a henchman tried to shoot Bond in the back, but he quickly spun round and the bullet killed Fiona instead.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (9) Lana Wood | 5 – 1 – 0 | 832 – 2 – 498 |

Actress: Lana Wood Nationality: American Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
Plenty O’Toole was a gold digger from Las Vegas. She helped a man gamble at the craps table, but when he lost all of his money, she lost interest. She turned to leave, but went back after hearing James Bond ask for $10,000 in chips. She helped Bond play craps, and after winning $50,000, she went back to Bond’s suite. Bond girl Tiffany Case was waiting there for Bond, and some mobsters threw Plenty out of the window into the pool below.

Match 2
Marye Guy Mitsouko (Mademoiselle La Porte) vs Trina Parks (Thumper)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Marye Guy Mitsouko | 1 – 5 – 0 | 415 – 14 – 864 |

Actress: Maryse Guy Mitsouko Nationality: French Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Mlle. La Porte was Bond’s French liaison during his attendance of SPECTRE agent Jacques Bouvar’s funeral. She informs Bond that Bouvar passed away in his sleep, and as the two leave the funeral she ends with “Is there anything else our French station can do for Monsieur Bond?”, to which Bond replies, “Later, perhaps.”

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Trina Parks | 0 – 6 – 0 | 65 – 6 – 1013 |

Actress: Trina Parks Nationality: American Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
Thumper and Bambi attack Bond, kicking him and using their martial art skills to overcome him. Bond was at a loss, the two girls too nimble for him. However, Thumper and Bambi then throw Bond into a pool, and they lose their advantage, Bond managing to push their heads underwater until they give in and reveal where Willard Whyte is being kept.

Cartoons and Memes
Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 5/20/2026 : New Matches for 5/27/2026

We have 3 make-up matches for you this week. Enjoy them all.
Results from 5/20/2026
| Berenice Marlohe | No Preference | Gloria Hendry |
|---|---|---|
| 160 | 3 | 26 |
| (8) Jane Seymour | No Preference | (7) Britt Ekland |
|---|---|---|
| 128 | 1 | 71 |
Matches for 5/27/2026
Match 1
(4) Gemma Arterton (Strawberry Fields) vs Tonia Sotiropoulou (Bond’s Lover)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (4) Gemma Arterton | 7 – 0 – 0 | 1052 – 7 – 436 |

Actress: Gemma Arterton Nationality: English Bond Movie: Quantum of Solace (2008) Synopsis:
Strawberry Fields was an MI6 office worker in Bolivia at the British consulate. She was tasked with ensuring that James Bond flew back home, but she ultimately failed. She spent the night with Bond and went with him to Dominic Greene’s fundraiser, helping him escape by tripping one of Green’s henchmen. Greene got his revenge by leaving her dead on Bond’s bed, covered in oil from head to toe, in a throwback to Jill Masterson from Goldfinger.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Tonia Sotiropoulou | 2 – 5 – 0 | 603 – 16 – 757 |

Actress: Tonia Sotiropoulou Nationality: Greek Bond Movie: Skyfall (2012) Synopsis:
Tonia Sotiropoulou was credited only as “Bond’s lover”, and appeared in a brief scene with no lines or conversation with Bond. They made love, and were then shown lying on a bed, Bond drinking a beer. She is the only girl on this list that didn’t have a speaking role, and is perhaps the least memorable of all Bond girls.

Match 2
(10) Lea Seydoux (Madelaine Swann) vs (2) Diana Rigg (Teresa di Vicenzo)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (10 Lea Seydoux | 4 – 3 – 0 | 869 – 9 – 532 |

First appearance Spectre (2015) Last appearance No Time to Die (2021) Portrayed by Léa Seydoux Madeleine Swann is a complex character introduced in the James Bond film Spectre. Madeline Swann is the daughter of Mr. White (Jesper Christensen), a member of the criminal organization SPECTRE.
Swann studied at the University of Oxford and at Sorbonne University, and later worked with Doctors Without Borders.[1] By the time of Spectre she is working as a psychiatrist at a private clinic in the Austrian Alps.
Dying of thallium poisoning, White tells James Bond (Daniel Craig) to protect his daughter from SPECTRE, so Bond goes to see her at the clinic. Although Swann is initially hesitant to trust Bond, she agrees to share information about SPECTRE and help Bond take the organization down. The two gradually fall in love, and Bond ultimately leaves MI6 to be with her after arresting Blofeld.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (2) Diana Rigg | 7 – 0 – 0 | 1394 – 7 – 370 |

Actress: Diana Rigg Nationality: English Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
Contessa Teresa di Vicenzo was the most important girl in Bond’s life, becoming Mrs Tracy Bond by the end of the film. Starting out troubled and suicidal, Tracy was rescued by Bond, who gradually fell in love with her. At their wedding, Bond vowed that they would have all the time in the world together. In a tragic twist of irony, Tracy was assassinated by Ernst Stavro Blofeld as the pair were stopped at a roadside to remove the flowers from their car.

Match 3
Gloria Hendry (Rosie Carver) vs Catherine Schell (Nancy)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Gloria Hendry | 1 – 6 – 0 | 203 – 24 – 1208 |

Actress: Gloria Hendry Nationality: American Bond Movie: Live and Let Die (1973) Synopsis:
Rosie Carver was an inept and incompetent double agent, working for the CIA and for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She checked into Bond’s hotel room as Mrs. Bond, and said she would take him to the spot where Bains, another MI6 agent, was killed. While picnicking near the area, Bond confronts Rosie, revealing that he knows she is working for Kanaga. Bond threatens to kill her, and Rosie runs away, only to be killed by a hidden gun in one of Kanaga’s scarecrows.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Catherine Schell | 3 – 4 – 0 | 638 – 15 – 935 |

Actress: Catherine Schell Nationality: Hungarian Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
After sneaking into Ruby Bartlett’s room in the swiss clinic, Bond had returned to his own room. He said to himself in the mirror, “Hilly, you old devil”, before noticing that another patient, Nancy, had snook into his room. Being the only man in the clinic, Bond had attracted the fancy of several of the girls.


























