Icebreaker: What Is Your Favorite Meal to Cook?

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What is your favorite meal to cook?

Whichever one makes animal rights activists the angriest. Usually albino rhino.

Icebreaker: What Fictional Family Would You Be a Member Of?

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What fictional family would you be a member of?

Probably the Ingalls Family. You can get shot, poisoned, cholera’d, run over by a millstone, fall off a cliff… doesn’t matter. Nobody dies.

Actually, it might be safer to be part of the A-Team. They’re a family, right? BA is the only one that ever took a bullet, so I like those odds.

I was originally thinking Brady Bunch, but they only have one bathroom, and it doesn’t have a toilet.

Icebreaker: If a Movie Were Made of Your Life, What Genre Would It Be and Who Would Play You?

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data

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If a movie were made of your life what genre would it be, who would play you?

Probably a RomCom, so that we can just montage the decades between girls. And I think we can tap Ryan Reynolds for this, since he’s a tall, thin-faced guy with a beard and a receding hairline

Icebreaker: If You Had the Power of Teleportation, Where Would You Go?

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If you had the power of teleportation, where would you go?

I would pop into an Antifa protest, yell “white supremacist infiltrator!” while pointing at the nearest masked schlub, then pop out as they start pummeling him into submission.

Later. Rinse. Repeat.

Icebreaker: If You Could Add Anyone to Mount Rushmore Who Would It Be?

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data

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If you could add anyone to Mount Rushmore who would it be?

Tough call.

In order:

Ben Franklin

Ronald Reagan

Joel Hodgson

Icebreaker: What Would Your Dream House Be Like?

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data

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What would your dream house be like?

Exactly like the one I have now, except the laptop on my desk would be a quadcore.

If it weren’t for having to wait for web pages to load, my life would be perfect.

Icebreaker: What Is Your Favorite Musical Instrument?

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What is your favorite musical instrument?

Electric guitar. By the way, has anyone ever noticed that the intro to John Cougar’s “I Need a Lover” sounds a LOT like the guitar work in pretty much every song by Boston?

Icebreaker: What Is One Thing We Don’t Know About You?

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What is one thing we don’t know about you?

That the only thing I know about the French Revolution is what I read in “Tale of Two Cities”.

Also, Jews? “Merchant of Venice”… and the IMAO Podcast

I sure hope all those things are culturally and historically accurate.

Icebreaker: What Is Your Favorite Magical or Mythological Animal?

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data

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What is your favorite magical or mythological animal?

Manticore, because my brother owned that one Emerson, Lake, and Palmer album.

Also, whatever critter poops the gold coins that make socialism possible.

Icebreaker: Would You Rather Have Invisibility or Flight?

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Would you rather have invisibility or flight?

Not invisibility.

Also, I already have the power of flight. It just costs money and a TSA wrangle.

Icebreaker: What Countries Have You Visited Outside of the United States?

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What countries have you visited outside of the United States?

You can tell the countries I’ve visited – they’re the ones that speak English now.

Icebreaker: What Languages Do You Know How to Speak?

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What languages do you know how to speak?

English, Sesame Street Spanish, and Jive

Icebreaker: If You Had to Delete All But 3 Apps From Your Smartphone, Which Ones Would You Keep?

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data

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If you had to delete all but 3 apps from your smartphone, which ones would you keep?

Weather, Navigation, and the Tantalus Field.

Icebreaker: Do You Have a Favorite Plant?

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data

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Do you have a favorite plant?

Generically, Venus Flytraps, because I love it when bugs die. I wish they ate more wasps and cockroaches.

Specifically, my Geranium Blossom

Icebreaker: What Did You Have For Breakfast This Morning?

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data

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What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Juice, toast, milk, Coco Puffs, and the still-beating heart of a freshly-killed tiger. The usual.