Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

Who is your favorite Disney hero or heroine?

Maximilian from The Black Hole

Best evil robot since Darth Vader, who’s really only about 40% robot anyway.

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

What does your favorite shirt look like?

The gun version (scroll down) of the “coexist” bumper sticker.

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

What’s the weirdest food you’ve ever eaten?

Toss up between stewed goat, fried okra, and chocolate-covered coffee beans.

Oddly, considering how many times I was in the Philippines during my stint in the Navy, I was never drunk enough to try balut.

UPDATE: I forgot about this: ham and cheese omlet inside a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Sounds horrible, but it actually works because:

Fruit and ham works
Fruit and cheese works
Egg and peanut butter are not a normal combination, but they’re both proteins, so they work
Peanut butter and jelly works

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

What was the worst style choice you ever made?

Back in college, I made the mistake of going to a Spanish class with a 6-fingered glove on my right hand.

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

What’s one career you wish you could have?

Donald Trump’s Secretary of Annoying Liberals on Twitter

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

What was the worst haircut you ever had?

I went in asking for a high & tight, and came out with a reverse mohawk.

Don’t let his propaganda video fool you. Edward Scissorhands is no Floyd Lawson

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

If you could live anywhere in the world for a year, where would it be?

Any country where liberals cry a lot because nobody will elect them or give them free stuff.

So any non-metropolitan area of America this year.

By 2024, maybe New Hampshire

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

If you could hang out with any cartoon character, who would you choose?

Sam Sheepdog

Everybody else talks too much.

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

What is your absolute dream job?

Killing commies.

I was so sad after the USSR fell that I left the Navy.

Now I just annoy socialists.

Which is nearly as good.

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

What book/movie have you read/seen recently that you would recommend?

Well, I’ve been reading a lot of Victor Hugo recently, and the man writes some magnificently spectacular passages that can convey the fullness of a given situation in a way that makes you feel it to your toes. No one writes like him.

Which is a good thing, because the parts that aren’t magnificent are an agonizing slog through a fetid swamp of 18th century French pop-culture and political references that are so obscure that even Google can’t shed light on them.

On balance, it’s worth it, if you can learn how to skim.

Also, Frank’s “Sidequest: In Realms Ungoogled“. I’m about 1/4 the way through so far, and I love the way it portrays an ordinary person’s reaction to the supernatural. Makes me think of Stephen King, if King were a humorist, instead of a ghoul.

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

If you could commit any crime and get away with it, what would you choose?

Sneaking over to my uncle’s country place and taking his shiny red sports car for a drive.

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

What is your favorite TV show?

I liked that one crazy reality show that starred Donald Trump and a bunch of crying Hillary voters.

Also, the paintball episodes of Community.

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

What is your favorite time of the day and why?

The morning, since I still have hope that the day will turn out to be full of productive accomplishments.

Also, that part where I “accidentally” fall asleep in the recliner.

Man… recliner sleep is the best sleep…

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

What is your favorite breakfast food?

Pancakes, topped with peanut butter and maple syrup.

Or cold pizza, depending on what happened the night before.

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

You have to sing karaoke, what song do you pick?

Nessun Dorma

Either that, or “Mary Had a Little Lamb”, depending on how my throat’s feeling