Free Beacon Looks Into President Joe Biden’s Lifelong Stutter
Twitchy.com | 4/15/2024 | Brett T

Remember when President Joe Biden tried to quote the Declaration of Independence? “We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women created by -go- you know – you know the thing.” That was his stutter. All the times he’s lied about his son being killed in Iraq? That’s his stutter too. Getting arrested trying to visit Nelson Mandela? His stutter. Those times when he just freezes up like his brain is rebooting? That is his stutter. We hear a lot about Biden’s lifelong stutter, even though it’s noticeably absent from footage of him as a senator and as vice president.

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That reminds one of Biden telling us it was “no joke” that he used to attend a black church daily after mass, even though no one there has any memory of him.

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Just like Biden almost certainly lied about how he became a public defender the same day he screwed over a welder who burned off his penis. https://t.co/3N1Om7aodk

— Joe Gabriel Simonson (@SaysSimonson) April 15, 2024

(But why it so hard for journalists to simply report the story?)

Mysterious Death of WWII Veteran Milkman Who Vanished After Rounds Finally Solved 56 Years Later
Mirror | 14 April 2024 | Imy Brighty-Potts

Fifty-six years after a Florida milkman vanished after doing his route, the mystery of his murder has been solved, closing one of the oldest cold cases

A murderous mystery has finally been solved as fifty-six years after the truth behind a Florida milkman’s death has been uncovered.

The man failed to return home after his rounds, and now the mystery has been solved, closing the oldest cold case in Indian River County Sheriff’s Office history. Two people who say the suspect confessed to them helped investigators finally understand who killed Hiram “Ross” Grayam, a decorated World War II veteran who was fatally shot from behind while working on April 11, 1968, delivering milk.

So long after his murder, his family were shocked to have new information. The victim’s son Larry Grayam, who was 16 at the time of his father’s death, said the closure of the case has brought mixed emotions.

“It devastated my family as a young kid, and caused me to actually lead a life of public safety and work as a photojournalist as well,” Larry Grayam said. His father, Hiram Grayam, 47, was a married father of three from Vero Beach, was a recipient of the Purple Heart.

He was last seen by a witness talking to two males who then got into his truck, Sheriff Eric Flowers said Thursday at a news conference. The witness “said Mr. Grayam engaged them in conversation and announced that he would be back shortly,” Flowers added.

The next day, Grayam’s body and truck were located in a wooded area in what was described as a “chilling scene,” the sheriff’s office described in a statement. 16 separate investigations occurred through April 1974 in an effort to solve the case, to no avail.

After a long-winded article that doesn’t get to the point . . . 56 years later . . .

Williams died in 2016, but two people said prior to his death he confessed to them that he had brutally killed the milkman. The sheriff’s office told CNN investigators were tipped off in February 2022 by an inmate in their jail, who told them Williams had confessed to him, and perhaps most shockingly, the inmate was a member of Williams’ family, according to the Sheriff.

She and I live on different planets. (Admittedly, the same can be said for Hillary Clinton and myself.)

I’m sure we do not have the same life experiences. Maybe there’s a Straight Line of the Day in that. See April 26.)

Kirk: “When is a grammar rule not a grammar rule? Your prime directive is to label pronouns correctly! You Must call a plural . . . a plural!”

Has anyone ever come up with an explanation of what this Carl Perkins song was all about?

If it weren’t for the Beatles cover, I never would have heard it.

I said I’m sittin’ here watchin’
Matchbox hole in my clothes
I said I’m sittin’ here wonderin’
Matchbox hole in my clothes
I ain’t got no matches but I sure
Got a long way to go

I’m an ole poor boy, and I’m a
Long way from home
I’m an ole poor boy, and I’m a
Long way from home
I’ve never been happy cause everything I
Ever did was wrong

Well, if you don’t want my peaches, honey
Please don’t shake my tree
If you don’t want any of those peaches honey
Please don’t mess around my tree
I got news for you baby
Leave me here in misery

Alright!

Once the emu got loose, . . .

Squatter Sublets NYC Apartment While Owing ‘Betrayed’ Landlord $72K in Rent
Ny Post | 04/13/2024 | Matthew Sedacca

A crafty squatter bilked his landlord of at least $72,000 in rent for his Lower East Side apartment — then made tens of thousands in profit by subletting the unit, the owner charges.

For three years, computer programmer Thor Boucher hasn’t paid a cent of his bargain-rate $2,000-a-month, two-bedroom, one-bathroom Essex Street pad, claiming he didn’t have to because the building was noisy and shook, according to landlord Ed Yau and Manhattan Civil Court documents.

The alleged freeloader had no qualms renting the space out, though, charging as much as $1,950 per room monthly since November 2021 on platforms including Airbnb and Craigslist.